on.
Whoo!
Okay, let's get this deal
straight one last time.
Now, you can have
Saturday nights, but only
if you ask me in advance.
Okay, I'm asking you
in advance: Will you go
to the prom with me?
Not if you do
that stupid dance.
- Okay, how about kissing?
- Yeah, it's important.
- Oh, it's a must.
- Definitely.
##Can't buy me love ##
##Love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##I'll buy you a diamond ring
my friend ##
##If it makes you
feel all right ##
##I'll get you anything
my friend ##
##If it makes you
feel all right ##
## 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##I'll give you all
I've got to give ##
##If you say
you'll love me too ##
##I may not have a lot to give ##
##But what I got
I'll give to you ##
##I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##Everybody tells me so ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##No, no, no... no ##
##Say you don't need
no diamond rings ##
##And I'll be satisfied ##
## Tell me that you want
the kind of things ##
## That money just can't buy ##
##I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##Owwww ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##Everybody tells me so ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##No, no, no... no ##
##Say you don't need
no diamond rings ##
##And I'll be satisfied ##
## Tell me that you want
the kind of things ##
## That money just can't buy ##
##I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##Love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##Ohh ######Can't buy me love ##
##Love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##I'll buy you a diamond ring
my friend ##
##lf it makes you
feel all right ##
##I'll get you anything
my friend ##
##lf it makes you
feel all right ##
## 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##I'll give you all
I've got to give ##
##lf you say
you'll love me too ##
##I may not have a lot to give ##
##But what I got
I'll give to you ##
##I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##Everybody tells me so ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##No, no, no...no ##
##Say you don't need
no diamond rings ##
##And I'll be satisfied ##
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
No, no, no.
I'm on a diet. Thank you.
- ##I don't care
too much for money ##
- [Engine Approaching]
##Money can't buy me love ##
##Owwww ##
[Girl Shrieks]
My hair is such a mess!
What about my clothes?
- Yuck. Girls.
- [Girls Chattering]
- We're so bad.
- We're so cool.
Mess with us,
you'd be a fool.
-Um, we've got the school...
- No.
We've got the teams.
We've got the class.
- Uh, uh...
- But on the field,
we'll kick your ass!
- Hi, girls.
- My mom's gonna freak.
She is.
Hi, guys!
Wait 'til you see this
new dress Cindy bought!
- It is to die for!
- You're gonna love 'em!
- My credit card, please.
- Yeah, yeah.
Here they are.
In my pocket. There.
Cindy, I thought I said
only the Neiman Marcus card.
But, Mother, school
starts on Tuesday.
Cindy, this is what I'm
talking about: responsibility.
Honey, you're a senior now.
Why can't you be more mature
like the Miller boy, huh?
[Gasps]
- [Engine Backfires]
- That's okay.
Oh, Mother.
Get serious.
- "Get serious"?
- Wipe out!
Oh!
##No, no, no...no ##
##Say you don't need
no diamond rings ##
##And I'll be satisfied ##
## Tell me that you want
the kind of things ##
## That money just can't buy ##
##I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
-##Can't buy me love ##
- Chuckie.
-##Love ####
- Chuckie, Mom told you to
stay out of the tree house.
- It's dangerous. Now, get down.
- Oh!
Listen, I think that the girls
are gonna have a little
difficulty with that one...
- Well,you know...
- step, because of
with the arms up...
I think we should
make it a little harder,
so they have a hard time.
My God, you are such
a bitch sometimes.
No,