chips, dips and dorks? Well, guys, read 'em and weep. Your deal. Ronald! Your deal. Let's do something different. What do you mean? We've been playing poker for two years. Let's play another game. Dealer's choice. Hearts. - Fran, isn't it? - Yeah! Wow! Wow, can I pet it? - I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outFit! Ooh, what a severe suede. You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know, they have Fine leathers down there. Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines. I don't remember this. I was Just in your closet yesterday. Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know. Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit? My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean. Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way. Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers? - Mm-hmm. - Hey, John boy! - Yeah! Quint! Hi! -John! Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon. - Oh, my God. -Don't worry. It's only wine. just rub some salt on it. It'll come out. Oh, oh. I mean, it's not like I ruined it. Oh. Damn it. Now, for the same price, I can sell you this Five-inch telescope. - Oh, it's only Five inches. - Well, it has an optical inverter. - Hmm. - Take a look. Take a look. It gives you an erect image rather than upside-down. Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes! I see the erection. I'll be right back. I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald. Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do. But we have a policy of no exchanges, especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple? All right, now, I will compromise, all right? Um, I, I will work here after school and on weekends... Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends, and all you need to do is give me a replacement outFit as an advance. - Listen, honey. - What? I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. You can keep your outFit and dye the rest of it cranberry. Or you can purchase a new one. Would you please help me? I will do anything. Tsk. It's not that bad. - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. You want to rent me? Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for Just a few weeks... and that will make me popular. just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. I think you've mowed one too many lawns. You're right. Tsk. I believe we have decided against purchasing the outFit. Donald! Oh! You made it! - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. I'm about to walk the cool hallway. - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... when we're seen together, right? - Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! And I get my lunch hour off. That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. - I mowed 286 miles for you. - Okay, one lunch. There are Five days in a school week. - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! Okay, deal. Now, Just remember, this is our sworn secret for life or longer. - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. No, no, it's one month. One month. Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. - Okay. - Okay. Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. And... rub that in. Okay, um, take off those glasses. Here you go. Let me take a look at you. Nope. Turn around. Oh, sh... Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. Don't worry about it. You look Fine. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Легенда о пианисте на английском - текст Крокодил Гена на английском - текст Здравствуйте, я ваша тётя! на английском - текст Человек-дьявол на английском - текст Ностальгия на английском |