What's that?
- Tycho.
An asteroid crashed
there and broke the moon.
- Broke the moon?
- Yeah.
It made a crack in the moon a hundred
times the size of the Grand Canyon.
On the right is the Sea of Tranquility.
The First spaceship from Earth
landed there the day I was born.
That's why you're so
into astrology, right?
Astronomy.
No.
It's just... up there...
is our future world.
By the time I'm my dad's age,
people will be living there and working.
Maybe even us.
The moon. It looks different now.
It's not as mysterious or romantic.
I'm sorry I ruined it for you.
You didn't ruin it. You
Just changed it, I guess.
[Sighs]
Um, there's something really
important we need to discuss.
[Sighs]
I was wondering when you'd bring this up.
I'm new at all this. I'm gonna
have to rely on your experience.
Well, let's Just do it naturally.
You know? With no planning.
How do we do it? Our
ofFicial breaking-up tomorrow?
Right.
Right. That's exactly what I
was thinking about. The breakup.
Us ending our fake relationship.
I mean, I don't even
know whoever believed it.
Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right.
Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic.
[Sighs] Okay, so, how shall we do it?
Stage a big Fight? A lovers' quarrel?
No, we don't have anything to Fight about.
Oh, that's okay. We can make something
up. Let's see. What do people Fight about?
Well, we wouldn't want
to damage your reputation.
- Reputation?
- I think a small, digniFied ceremony...
- is probably the best way...
- Me?
- to end it.
- With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah!
I can't believe this. A reputation.
[Door Closes]
Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now.
Whoo!
H I got a reputation, baby H
[Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late.
[Ronald] So how do you do it?
Yeah. There you go.
[Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Um, I did a little thinking
about last night, - Mm-hmm.
and I think that now is the
time that we had our little talk.
- About what?
- Us. You know, me.
Now?
Okay, great.
Well, um, I did a little thinking too!
No, actually! I did
quite a bit of thinking!
- And I decided that you're breaking me.
- What?
Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11.
[Whispering] What are you talking about?
This. I'm dry.
Hey, I can't keep up
with you. I'm not a bank.
- [Whispering] They love it.
- Would you stop it, please?
- This isn't digniFied.
- DigniFied?
Yeah.
For one month you draped all
over me like a cheap fucking suit!
[Laughing]
- Now I'm not digniFied?
- This is not necessary.
Would you show some maturity?
Like your precious Bobby?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Well, if I was as mature as him,
I probably wouldn't
have called you either.
I'm tired of you comparing me to
Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you.
Period!
[Crowd Gasping]
- Whoo!
- [Girl Giggling]
Poor Cindy. It's awful the
way Ronnie annihilated her.
I know. I mean, I don't know
what she ever saw in him.
- He's such a... such a heartbreaker.
- Yeah. That's it.
The Ronster, man. You're
one badass dude. Hey, listen.
You don't mind if I try
to get tired of Cindy
now that you're Finished with her, do you?
- [Clears Throat] No.
- Loved it, baby.
All right.
[Engine Off]
That was a great act this morning.
That slap was so real. We
are talking Oscar nomination.
Mmm. Yeah, well...
We gave 'em a good show.
The audience loved it.
Oh, what an excellent four weeks.
Your friends really took
to me, all because of you.
- [Engine Approaching]
- Ronnie, it was like a Job.
I mean, you bailed me, and
I pretended to like you.
- And I was only honoring our rental
contract. - Yeah, well, it worked.
Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated
like a social leper. Let me tell ya.
Popularity isn't perfect.
I mean, it almost feels
like a Job sometimes.
Do you remember that
suede outFit that I wore?
- Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was
me trying to impress people.
I have to work at it.
So does everybody else.
Cindy?
It's to keep your poetry in.