It's tough being the boss. A communication. Memo to Marvin the Martian. Obtain the playing card, and destroy the duck. And when I say destroy the duck, I mean kill him viciously and painfully. A mission? I'm all a-tingle. So, here we are in the l-can't-tell-you-what room. - Robert, can you take care of that, please? - Yes, madam. - I heard that. - What were we discussing? This isn't about the giant ants, is it? - Giant ants? - Because they're not really ants anymore. Tell me about the Blue Monkey. How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life? My dad told me. What is the point of making them pinky swear? All right. Now this tape will explain everything. It was prepared especially for your father. Greetings, Damian Drake. If you are watching this, you are aware that the world is in grave danger. The ACME Corporation is in hot pursuit of the Blue Monkey diamond... a supernatural gem with the ability to turn people into monkeys... and then back again. It is the ACME chairman's goal to turn the population... into monkey slaves to manufacture shoddy ACME goods... and then change them back to people to buy the stuff. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, you may say. Your mission is this. ; Find it, destroy it, save humanity. And remember, no one wants to be turned into a monkey. So that's why. Those guys came after my dad because he was going to save the world. So that means if I go after the diamond, then the bad guys come after me. Hang on. You're not seriously thinking about... Taking over your father's mission? - I guess that would be all right. - What? Listen, if you're going to be a spy, you'll need spy stuff. So, is this where you keep all the high-tech spy gadgets? Yes. That's cool. So I get to use all this stuff? No, your stuff is over here. But I really like the... All right. Looks like an ordinary cell phone. Three-way calling, voice dialing, downloadable ringtones. - My phone does all that. - Superconducting electromagnet. - Sorry. - It's all right. GPS with mapping software... tip calculator, Gameboy. Gameboy? High-powered laser. Polycarbonate rappelling line with jet-propelled micro grappling hook. Nose hair trimmer. You always want to look your best. Get over here, you idiot. No, cold. Cold. Warm, warmer. Permit me, madam. Robert, darling. Excellent choice. Swank pants. And comfortable, too. Plus, liquid hydrogen rocket pockets, here and here. And stitching, nuclear-powered crotch pad... He'll be down in a moment. Wakey, wakey, friends. Time to wreak mayhem in the cause of evil. Mother, just one last question. What's the deal with this card? That is the window into what lies behind her smile. What? I'm sorry, our intelligence people feel a need to code everything in a riddle. They get some kind of perverse pleasure out of it. I think it's corporate. All humans. Looks like we got company. Illegal aliens. Exterminate them. Darn. I knew this day would come. Let us exterminate them. Emergency shutdown activated. Force-barrier seal in 30 seconds. Exterminate. The playing card, please. I'll take that. Out of my way. Hero coming through. There is no escape. You pesky fowl! Isn't it about time to enjoy a frosty, cold soda at the concession stand? Exterminate! Get the lead out. Bus is leaving. Halt or be fricasseed. That was fun. Looking for this? Now, what did she mean by a window? The window into what lies behind her smile. That's the Mona Lisa. - Which is in the Louvre. - Which is in Paris. Just how are we supposed to get to Paris? Like this. It doesn't look like much of a window to me. Maybe the diamond is in the painting. - All we have to do is steal the Mona Lisa. - Way ahead of you. - No, you look, you don't touch, right? - Yeah. But I'm already in costume. - That's a good look for you. - Do you think so? Wait a minute. It is a window. It's an X-ray. Sorry. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Малыш и Карлсон на английском - текст Крокодил Гена на английском - текст Токийская ночлежка на английском - текст Фантастическое Путешествие на английском - текст Не бойся, я с тобой! на английском |