you callin' a chump, chimp?
Aah!
And don't let me catch your peepin' face
around here again, got it?
Ooga-booga!
Come, my dear Jessica, Come over here,
I've got everything arranged
right here on the bed,
Oh, not tonight, Marvin,
I have a headache,
But Jessica, you promised,
Oh, all right,
But this time, take off that handbuzzer,
Patty-cake,
- Patty-cake, Patty-cake,
- Oh, Marvin,
- Patty-cake,
- Marvin!
- Patty-cake, Patty-cake,
- Marvin, Oh!
- Patty-cake! Patty-cake!
- Oh, Marvin!
- Patty-cake, Patty-cake, Patty-cake!
- Oh, no, Marv...
- Patty-cake! Patty-cake! Patty-cake!
- You gotta be kiddin' me.
Patty-cake, patty-cake?
I don't believe it!
Patty-cake! Patty-cake!
Is that true?
Take comfort, son. You're not the first
man whose wife played patty-cake on him.
I just don't believe it.
I won't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I shan't believe it.
Believe it, kid.
I took the pictures myself.
- She played patty-cake.
- No!
Not my Jessica.
Not patty-cake!
This is impossible.
I don't believe it.
It can't be.
It can't be!
Jessica's my wife.
It's absolutely impossible!
Jessica's the light of my life.
The apple of my eye.
The cream in my coffee.
You better start drinkin' it black,
'cause Acme's takin' the cream now.
Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been
my friend and neighbor for 30 years.
Who would've thought he was a sugar daddy?
Somebody must a made her do it,
Now drink this, son.
It'll make you feel better.
Aah!
Aah!
Thanks. I needed that.
Son of a bitch.
Look, Mr. Maroon.
I think my work here is finished.
How 'bout that carrot you owe me, huh?
- A deal's a deal.
- Great.
Thanks. Phew.
Roger,
I know all this seems pretty painful now.
But you'll find someone new.
- Won't he, Mr. Valiant?
- Yeah, sure.
A good-looking guy like that?
- The dames will be breakin' his door down.
- Dames? What dames?
Jessica's the only one for me.
You'll see!
We'll rise above this piddling peccadillo.
We're gonna be happy again. Got that?
Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I.
Well, at least he took it well.
Oh, Jessica.
Please tell me it's not true.
P-p-please.
Oh, Lieutenant Santino.
Where'd you come from?
Gee whiz, Eddie. If you needed money
so bad, why didn't you come to me?
So I took a couple
of dirty pictures. So kill me.
- I already got a stiff
on my hands, thank you,
Marvin Acme.
- The rabbit kacked him last night.
- What?
Now what?
It's just I haven't been
this close to Toontown for a while.
Yeeow!
Oof, oof, oof! Ow!
My biscuits are burnin'!
Fire in the hatch! Ow! Ooh!
Eee! Great horny toads, that smarts!
Come on, Eddie.
Let's get this overwith.
He's with me.
- I didn't see anything, I mean,
the worst of it...
Just like a toon to drop a safe
on a guy's head,
Sorry, Eddie.
You better wait here, all right?
You got a positive I, D, on the victim?
Hey, Chisold, get a load of this.
You seen one of these?
Hey, guys,
Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant?
Or did you change your name
to Jack Daniels?
- What's that?
- Paint from the rabbit's glove.
Mr, Valiant?
I hope you're proud of yourself
and those pictures you took!
- Oh, for cryin' out loud, Mike,
Hey, we need some help over here!
Hey, somebody grab those loafers!
Oh, oh! Oh,
Ow.
Is this man removing evidence
from the scene of a crime?
Uh, no, Judge Doom. Uh, Valiant here
was just pickin' it up for ya.
Weren't ya, Eddie?
- Hand it over.
- Sure.
His number-one seller.
I see working for a toon
has rubbed off on you.
- I wasn't workin' for a toon.
I was workin' for R.K. Maroon.
He told us the rabbit became quite agitated
when you showed him the pictures.
The rabbit said, one way or another,
he and his wife are going to be happy.
Is that true?
Hey, pal, do I look like a stenographer?
Shut your yap, Eddie.
The man's a judge.
That's all right, Lieutenant.
From the smell of him,
I'd say it was the booze talking.
No matter.
The rabbit won't get far.
My men will find him.