you for pressing
the self-destruct button.
This ship will self-destruct
in exactly two minutes and 45 seconds.
You've got to stop it.
Is there any way to stop it?
I can't. It's irreversible.
Like my raincoat.
Attention, this is Col. Sandurz
in forward command.
Abandon ship!
All personnel proceed to escape pods.
Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo.
The self-destruct mechanism
has been activated. Abandon ship.
Sandurz, you gotta help me.
I don't know what to do.
I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
This is your two-minute warning.
This ship will self-destruct
in exactly two minutes.
Launch all escape pods
as soon as they are filled.
What's happening? Where is he?
- Where is he?
- Here.
We've got a minute and 40
before the end of the world. Hang on.
- Full throttle.
- Full throttle.
- Go to hyper-jets!
- Going to hyper-jets.
Get out of there.
Where do you think you're going?
Pizza to go!
That's my escape pod. Who are you?
I'm the bearded lady.
What are you, one of the freaks?
Come back! That's my pod! No!
Come back, you fat, bearded bitch!
One pod left. And three of us.
And I'm the president.
Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship.
I think you should go down with it.
Goodbye!
What the hell's the matter
with this seat belt?
This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds.
This is your last chance
to push the cancellation button.
Cancellation button? Hurry!
- Where is it?
- It's gotta be here.
- Out of order?
- Fuck! Even in the future nothing works.
This ship will self-destruct
in exactly 10 seconds.
Counting down.
Ten. Nine.
Eight.
- Six.
- Six? What happened to seven?
Just kidding.
- There's the other end. Faster!
- Seven.
Six. Five. Four.
Three. Two. One.
- Have a nice day.
- Thank you.
We did it!
We all did it.
So, I guess you might call that
a case of man bites droid?
On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt...
famed half man, half pizza,
was found dead earlier today...
in the back seat of his stretched limo.
Evidently, the notorious gangster...
became locked in his car
and ate himself to death.
Coming up, Pongo's review of Rocky 5,000.
- Pongo.
- Whoever said when you've seen...
Did you hear that? Pizza kicked the bucket.
Now we don't have to pay him the million.
We can keep it for ourselves.
Daddy!
Vespa, my darling.
I thought I'd never see you again.
My sweet little daughter.
I'm so happy that you're home and safe.
And, little Vespa, here's someone else
who's happy to see you.
Hello. Where have you been?
Thanks, hon.
Hiya, big stuff. Hi, dream.
What will you have?
We just got a couple minutes
while we're gassing up. What's ready?
I can give you the space soup,
or the space special.
- I'll have the soup.
- Okay.
I'll have the cleavage. Special.
Okay, one special and one soup.
- Ready to order?
- Hi, yes.
- We'll both have the lunafish.
- Anything to drink?
Hey, watch where you're sticking that thing.
Look, it's got a mind of its own, sweetheart.
I can't do a thing with it.
So, we were lost.
None of us knew where we were.
And then Harry began feeling around
on all the trees.
Then he said, "I got it. We on Pluto."
And we say, "Harry, how can you tell?"
He said, "From the bark, you dummies."
Is he all right?
Yeah, the guy digs me.
- Hey, what's wrong with this guy?
- I don't know.
Bring him some water!
Water, my ass!
Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol!
Waitress! What did he order?
He had the special.
That's what I ordered.
Change my order to the soup.
Good move.
Oh, no. Not again!
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my heart's on fire

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