know the man.
Good morning.
- Hi, Ed.
- Hi. You friends of Riley?
I'm a friend to all men.
We've come for your money, Ed.
[Henry]
This is the breakdown, Ed.
Fifty for the fine,
seventy-five for the tow.
[Laughs]
Wait. Don't tell me.
You guys must be Riley's
theater group, right?
Yes. This is
our group, Ed.
Yeah. You guys really
had me going there
for a minute.
You stand-up guys
are somethin' else.
Does Ed know what I do?
You know, that I'm nuts?
Let's not get into that.
Ed. Hi.
Hey.
L-I see that you've met
Albert and Henry and Jack.
- I'd like you to meet
my friend Billy.
- Hi, Ed.
Hey, Bill. What do you do?
What do I do?
Well, kinda depends
on the circumstances, Ed.
Oh, yeah?
Got some real nice
things here though.
Oh, thanks. Thank you.
Uh, that's uh,
that's Molten Venus.
You know Loucka?
You can't touch one of
his nudes for less than
six figures these days.
Can you believe that?
I believe you, Ed.
This is a brilliant
manipulation
of negative space.
Postmodernist, neo-cubist.
Breathtaking.
Well, you really know
your Loucka.
You know why it's
a brilliant manipulation
of negative space?
No. Why?
BecauseJesus
wants it that way.
[Laughs]
You guys! You're always on,
aren't you, right?
You comedy guys!
Excuse me. Ed,
could I talk to you
just for a minute?
Yeah, sure. What?
Um...
Hey, there's Dr. Newald.
[Woman On TV] Doctor,
are these men dangerous,
and should the public
be concerned?
On the basis of possibly
two attacks on the doctor,
- I'm afraid I would have to say,
yes, they are dangerous.
- Is this an unusual occurrence?
It is an irony
that the therapist...
sometimes becomes the focus
for deep-seated hostilities
and transference.
The man's a giant
in the field.
Thank you, Dr. Newald.
I'm Donna Hanover
for the Morning Report.
[Man] Thank you, Donna.
The state hospital has
just released photographs...
of the four patients
wanted in the attack
on their doctor...
and for questioning
in the murder of a New York City
police officer.
The patients are
William Caufield,
Henry Sikorsky,
Albert lanuzzi
and Jack McDermott.
In local sports,
both the Mets and...
Who you callin', Ed?
911.
Yeah. This is Ed Nivens.
Yes, it's an emergency.
151 Central Park West.
Ed, could you
just listen?
Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, does Ed
go out the window?
Let's have a show of hands.
Ed, you can vote too.
This is America.
William, you can lose
your TVprivileges
for that.!
You think they're
gonna let you out?
Boy, I hope you appreciate
this woman, Ed.
Okay, come on. Come on.
Come on!
Caesar, don't let them
leave the building.
It's your job!
- Geez!
- Your attention, gentlemen!
My name is Caesar.
Mr. Nivens asked me
to stop you.
I'm must request
you not move.
Hey, put that thing away.
You hold it like
a goddamn doorman.
- L-I am the doorman.
- Well, then get us a cab.
Holy cow!
[Siren Wailing]
Hold it! Freeze!
Freeze, buddy!
Put your hands
behind your back.
All right, move it.
Let him go!
Hold it right there!
All right, both of you,
let's go.!
I got him. Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go!
I said move it!
- Come on.
- Billy!
You stay right there.
[Man]
Turn to your right.
Hold it.
Face front.
Chin up a bit.
Good, good. Hold it.
Look, I don't think
I'm Elvis, all right?
I don't carry on
conversations with my dog.
I never put on a dress and
danced around Times Square.
None of that.
Impressive credentials.
I just want you guys
to believe me, okay?
There's two cops,
and they could go back
at any time.
It's a conspiracy, Tony.
Is this the one with
the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald?
[All Laughing]
You know, actually, I lied.
Once I did put on a dress and
danced around Times Square.
But I was with Elvis,
and my dog told me to do it,
so you