gonna kill you.
Kill the ump!
[Jack] Why does a grown man
have to smell like tuna fish?
[Horns Honking]
All right, straight.
Go left.
Is that left?
Straight.
I said... All right.
Straight.
Okay. All right.
Now easy.
Easy. Up. Easy.
Watch it.
All yours, Bernie.
[Thunder Rumbling]
How you doin'?
We're lookin' for
something casual
for the Son of God.
How much does
the Supreme Being wanna spend?
How about a nice
Harris tweed with a blue
Oxford button-down...
and maybe a nice
Countess Mara tie,
eh, sport?
Look, why don't you guys
go out and browse around
for a while.
Browse!
This is one of the nicest...
No. This is the nicest army/navy
store I've ever been in,
and I've been in every branch
of the service, so I know
what I'm talkin' about.
Yeah. Your friends
look like they've seen
a little action too.
Okay, you've noticed
they're a little different.
I've noticed.
You wanna know why?
It's because we're
a special combat unit
with the Marine Corps,
and we've been tracking
some Libyan terrorists.
In fact, I think we got 'em
trailed to a bagel shop
around the corner.
Now, if we can just
get some pants
on the colonel...
Gimme a break.
All right, we're
four escaped lunatics.
This I believe.
I caught this just in time.
You've got the large in here
with the extra large.
I'm afraid to even
get into the sock bin.
Now, what do you want?
Look, you probably
want us out of here
as quickly as possible.
I'm prepared
to carry you in my arms.
All I'm sayin' is
let's stretch
that clothing dollar.
What kind of stretch
are we talkin' about?
Twelve bucks.
[P. A: :
"Strangers in the Night"]
I'm telling you,
it works.
It's a statement, man.
You know who you are.
No, he doesn't.
Anything else I can
help you fellas with?
Yeah. Could you recommend
a good clinical psychiatrist
in the neighborhood?
We seem to have lost ours.
Gee, we don't have one
on staff here, fellas,
but I do know a guy
you could talk to.
Now, this missing doctor,
we're all sure
he really exists, right?
Take a look at this guy.
[Chuckles]
Can you imagine him
without a doctor?
Okay, okay. Just checkin'.
- You mind?
- Swing and a miss.
Here's all we're asking.
You give us as much attention
as one of your french fries.
This guy's been gone
for hours.
A few hours
is not a missing person.
It's a guy that
went to the movies,
met a lady or something.
A doctor doesn't leave
four mental patients
to go cruise for chicks.
Doctors can be
strange characters too.
One down in North Carolina
wiped out his whole family.
Dr. Weitzman
doesn't have any family.
What'd I tell you?
- Oh, man.
- Hey, I'm kiddin'.
Look, why don't you guys
just call your hospital?
Because the doc would lose
his job, and they'd have us
back on medication...
by the time
the coin runs out,
that's why.
You know what I think?
I think you got this whole
thing "bass ackwards."
I think you're
the missing persons.
Go back to 48th Street and wait.
The guy doesn't show,
we're open 24 hours.
[Rings]
You don't understand.
Vincente.
Yo. We're not done yet.
Look, you're done.
It's been a pleasure.
We used to be taxpayers.
That will get my attention.
You're not out in 30 seconds,
you got a night in jail.
What kind of bonehead cop
would send four confessed
mental patients...
back out in the streets?
It's not his fault.
He's not as competent
as we are.
Aw.
Another episode like that,
William, you might find yourself
out of the group.
Can I have that
in writing?
Wait a minute!
I'm not going another step
until somebody gets me
my dinner.
Dinner? I've got to get
this report to Dr. Newald
right away.
Which way is Trenton?
Straight ahead,
71 miles.
If you don't stop for
the litter, you can
be back by Christmas.
Exit 11, Henry!
Pace yourself!
[Siren Blaring]
Albert!
What's with you