I can't.
It's too -- It's too...
-Please.
-Okay.
Isabella and I are supposed to
present an award together
at the lnternational
Music Video Awards.
Cool!
I-I mean, cool for
regular people like me,
but for you,
I guess it's like work.
No, no, no.
It's cool for me, too.
You get all kinds
of free stuff.
But now because lsabella's
so mad at me,
she's refusing to appear.
The record company's threatening
to sue if she doesn't show up.
What about you?
For me is no problem.
I write the music.
I don't know
where it comes from.
It just comes from me.
ўЬ La la la la ўЬ
See?
So I can go solo.
But lsabella...
She needs the help to sing.
You mean lsabella lip-synchs?
Please, please!
Promise me you
will speak of this to no one.
Imagine what would happen
to lsabella's career.
Oh, that's so sweet.
You still care about her.
You're definitely
broken up, right?
Si,
So, when I saw you yesterday
and how people thought
you were lsabella,
I got my crazy idea
that maybe you could pretend
to be lsabella
and present the award
with me onstage.
Present an award?
O-Onstage?
[ Gasps ]
In front of an audience?
I-l-I'm really not good
in front of crowds.
I could never do that.
Of course you can do it.
You are magnifico.
I don't know ltalian,
but I know what that means.
I don't know, Paolo.
I...
Don't worry, carina,
I could never ask you to do
this crazy thing.
No. You know what?
You don't have to ask.
If this is gonna help
you and lsabella, then...
...I'll do it.
[ Smooches ] Grazie!
Prego!
[ Snoring ]
Head check!
[ Snores ]
Gordo. Gordo.
[ Grunts ]
You, Lizzie McGuire,
are actually presenting an award
at the lMVAs with Paolo?
No. Me lsabella with Paolo.
-What?
-It's a long story.
I'm doing it because
lsabella won't.
You're gonna get up onstage
in front of all these people?
That's the great thing.
It's not gonna be me.
It's Paolo's idea
to help lsabella
because he still loves her.
But not romantically.
Like a sister.
He is so amazing.
And he's 1 7!
For being so famous
and used to getting everything
that you want,
he's just --
he's just so kind.
For real?
That's a lot
to say about someone
just knowing them a day.
I-I know that.
But I feel like
I've known him my whole life.
Anyway, um...
I just wanted to come by
and thank you.
I had the most magical day
of my life.
It wouldn't have happened
if it weren't for you.
It was that good, huh?
You're such a good friend.
[ Door closes ]
The sting.
What sting?
You want a little mano a mano?
See, this is
one of the reasons
me and you aren't friends.
I never have any idea
what you're talking about.
Some dudes get the approach.
Others, the sting.
That ltalian dude.
He's big-time approach.
I actually feel my brain
turning into goo.
Embrace the sting.
That's what you're vibin'
from Lizzie.
Wait a minute.
Now, you actually think
that I'm jealous of Paolo?
Word.
[ Chuckling ] Oh, no.
No, see, that would mean
that I like Lizzie
as more than a friend.
You and l
have trouble communicating?
You're wrong, man.
Whoa!
This girl looks freakishly
like my sister!
-Ow.
-Zoom! Zoom!
Another freakish coincidence.
I mean, she has the same
necklace as my sister's.
Huh.
Why do we even pretend
you're in charge?
[ Wheels rolling ]
-[ Thud ]
-Let's see what this says.
MATT: Ow.
"lsabella goes blond.
Italian pop duo
Paolo and lsabella
wowed the crowd outside a shop
near the Trevi Fountain,
showing off lsabella's
new blond hair."
They must think that Lizzie
is this famous singer!
And if I show this to my mom,
Lizzie will be so busted!
If you show this to your mom,
it's worth nothing.
But if you show this
to the ltalian tabloids,
we will be rolling in cash,
my friend.
Interesting!
"We"?
Not up to toughing it out
on the streets with us?
Not up to toughing it out
on the streets with us?
[ Moans softly ]
I could try, Miss Ungermeyer.
No, I just hate seeing you
being