ltalian ]
[ Engine turns over ]
ўЬ Down each avenue or via,
street or strata ўЬ
ўЬ You can see 'em disappearing
two by two ўЬ
ўЬ On an evening in Roma ўЬ
ўЬ Do they take 'em
for espresso? ўЬ
ўЬ Yeah, I guess so ўЬ
ўЬ On each lover's arm,
a girl I wish I knew ўЬ
ўЬ On an evening in Roma ўЬ
ўЬ So please meet me
in the plaza near your casa ўЬ
ўЬ I am only one,
and that is one too few ўЬ
ўЬ On an evening in Roma ўЬ
ўЬ Don't know what
the country's coming to ўЬ
ўЬ But in Rome,
do as the Romans do ўЬ
ўЬ Will you? ўЬ
- ўЬ On an evening in Roma ўЬ
-[ Snoring ]
-[ Singing in ltalian ]
-[ Grunts ]
Here we are.
Step right up.
Number one...
Number two...
Welcome to the Hotel Cambini.
Welcome to the Hotel Cambini.
Lest you think there are many
of you and less of me
and it will therefore be easy
to pull anything over on me,
think again.
In addition to being
smarter, faster,
and better-looking
than most of you,
I've also enlisted
a little help.
The assistant manager
of the hotel, Giorgio Averni,
was a commander
in the ltalian Navy
and is therefore
as up on his game as I am mine.
Giorgio, would you like
to brief my students
on the security procedures
of the hotel?
[ ltalian accent ]
We serve at 5:00.
The cookies.
Yeah.
You heard the man.
[ Clears throat ]
Room assignments.
David Gordon...
you will be rooming
with Ethan Craft.
You'll be in Room 103.
Are those English
or ltalian numbers?
You got a problem with that?
Um, no, ma'am.
Any room is just --
just fine for me.
Being a spineless jellyfish
is almost as unattractive
as being a little brownnoser.
[ Chuckles ]
McGuire!
Seeing as how Margaret Chan
was unable to make the trip,
you will be rooming with...
Okay, I am not,
under any circumstances,
sharing a room with --
I'll be taking the bed
by the window.
You don't mind, do you?
Uh, ye-e-e-e-s!
No.
I sleep much better
with the Swiss eiderdown.
Lizzie, seeing as we're roomies
and we're gonna be spending
time together,
I wanted to let you know
I understand
you want to put all that
embarrassing stuff behind you
and just move on
and have a fresh start.
You do?
Yes. I understand
your dream.
It's a big dream.
It's a huge dream,
and you can't do it alone.
In fact, I don't think
you can do it at all.
Let it go.
[ Rapid footsteps,
shoes squeak ]
Lizzie, come on.
Whoa!
Gordo, what?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Where are we going?
Look.
LlZZlE: Wow!
GORDO: Pretty cool, huh?
[ Birds chirping ]
You know what, Gordo?
I'm not gonna let
Kate Sanders get to me.
Promise me something.
Anything.
Promise that when we're here,
we'll find adventures.
All right? This is
our chance to start over.
I mean, do anything
that we want to do.
Yeah. I-I know.
You're right.
Hmm. You and me.
Adventures. Deal.
[ Giggles ]
Deal.
The Trevi Fountain was designed
by Gian Lorenza Bernini
and Peitro da Cortona
in the 1 7th century.
And it took about 100 years
to finish this bad boy.
Throughout history, people have
come from all over the world
to make a wish and toss their
coin in the Trevi Fountain.
Those people are suckers.
You got to make your own luck
in this world.
All right, moving on, people.
Let's go.
Scusi,
Grazie.
Scusi, Grazie,
You know what?
Forget what she says.
Make a wish.
I'm in Rome
with my best friend.
I'm good.
You make one.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay.
[ Clink ]
[ ltalian accent ]
lsabella?
Huh?
Okay, I was wishing for smooth
sailing through high school,
but this will work.
Uh, I'm sorry.
It's just you look an awful lot
like a friend of mine.
Paolo, you have to get
to your photo shoot.
We got to go.
What you little halflings
are feeling right about now
is your energy flagging.
We got four more stops today.
I want you to
at least be able to shuffle
from monument to monument.
We got one word for that,
and it's gelato.
Keep in mind
that ltalian ice cream has
about twice the sugar
of American ice