can't do that, sir.
Look, I've lost all my cash and
we're on our way to California.
Walley World?
Yeah! Walley World!
And I'm sort of stuck between
a rock and a hard place.
You know I'd really appreciate it.
We require a major credit card.
I have $6.13 to my name...
...so I can see we're going to have
to work something out.
I've already told you that
I can't accept a check...
...without a major credit card.
I'll give you a check for $1,000.
All you have to give me is $300 in cash.
You can then keep $700 for doing nothing
more than acting like a total creep.
The only thing I can do...
...is have you stay here
until the check clears.
Ten working days!
Let's go, come on!
Where is Edna?
In the car!
Good! Come on, get in the car.
Don't you want to look
at the Grand Canyon?
Great, let's go.
Rusty, wake up!
Get out those sandwiches
I got at the gas station.
I'm so hungry, I could eat
a sandwich from a gas station.
There's one for everyone.
Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time
for her to eat and take her pill.
Please, get off of me!
Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing
Aunt Edna on me.
I'm sick of her lying
on me all the time!
Be quiet!
Auntie?
Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix!
Let her be, she's fine!
She's not fine!
She's fine! Don't be silly!
She's not fine, Clark!
She's dead!
She breathed on me!
A dead person breathed on me!
Her hand touched me!
She's stiff already!
Goddamn it, anyway!
She must have passed away
somewhere near Flagstaff.
What are we going to do, Clark?
Well, we could leave her here...
...and the first phone we pass,
we'd call your cousin, Normie...
...and he can come and get her, I guess.
That's the meanest, coldest...
What do you want me to do,
call Federal Express?
Mom, we don't have to ride
with a dead person, do we?
Please say we don't!
Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy
for Cousin Normie to find her.
All he'd have to do is
look for the buzzards.
Hell! Then we'll drive her
to Cousin Normie's.
I just didn't want to get caught up in
a funeral, inquests and all that crap.
You're the most self-centered,
egotistical, manipulative...
Don't say anything you'll regret, Ellen!
I'm being practical.
If we drove straight through...
...we'd have three days
at Walley World at best.
Three.
She can't weight more than 100 pounds.
Oh, no!
You can't put her up on that roof!
Yes, he can!
Do you want me to strap her to the hood?
What's the difference? She'll be fine.
It's not as if it's going to rain
or something.
This is terrible!
What a nightmare!
Don't just blurt it out
about Edna dying!
How about if I ask him
to play a guessing game?
Oh, no, he isn't even home.
Maybe the neighbors know where he is.
The moron knows we're coming,
and he isn't home.
Normie's always been flighty.
He's always been a jag-off.
Will you watch your mouth?
There's a note.
"Have gone to Flagstaff.
Be back on Monday. "
What a worm!
It's locked!
Okay, let's go!
We can't leave her on the patio!
Would you rather I slipped her in the
night deposit box at the funeral home?!
Come on!
It's raining all over her!
She can't catch a cold now, Mom!
Clark? We have to at least
say something.
Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads.
Oh, God...
Ease our suffering in this,
our moment of great despair!
Admit this good and decent woman
into Thine arms and the flock...
...in Thine heavenly area up there.
And Moab he laideth down
behind the land of the Canaanites.
And, yea,
though the Hindus speak of karma...
Clark!
I implore you, give her a break.
Clark!
Clark, this is a serious matter!
I'll do it myself!
Honey, I'm not an ordained minister!
I'm doing my best, okay?
Lord, we love this woman
with all our hearts!
Let's not overdo it, Mom!
Shut up!
We know she deserves
better than this...
...but my husband wants his
beloved family to get to Walley World...
...to have their vacation!
I hope you understand!
Have mercy on his soul!
Amen! Let