Absolutely. Yeah, uh, I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life. Liz, I am ready to take a chance. - I am ready for... Thank you. - A dog! A dog. I'm ready for a dog. - Hi. - Hey, I think he likes you. - Hi. Yeah. - Hi. He's a frisky... frisky little fella, isn't he? His name's Odie, and he's not gonna make it... if he has to live his life in a cage. He needs to be loved. Well, thank you. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. - No, maybe not in my neighborhood. Hey, Boomer, I really gotta run. Gotta fly, everybody. Really, please, stay behind the security fences. So great of you to come out to see me... but I've got somebody waiting for me, very devoted, almost crippled. - No, please, don't cry. I know what it's like to be unloved. Well, you do. I'll try to come back and visit, and if I don't, I'll try to write. - Bye-bye. - Does anybody know this guy? Bye-bye, everybody. Garfield is leaving the building. Jon, you know you don't have to do this if you don't want to. No. No, it's okay. Some part of me always wanted to know what it'd be like... to have a pet that actually wants to play with you. You're a good friend. One question... Am I still gorgeous? Jon, I think we got a little problem here. - Uh, Jon... I can help the transition go smoothly. Jon, it's in my seat. Jon! - We could all go out together. Park, dog shows, - Jon! Uh, Jon? - Stuff like that. - Uh, Jonny boy? W-Wait a minute. Are... Are you... asking me out? Oh, Jonny boy, the time has come to get a car alarm. You're not gonna believe it. A mongrel mutt has broken into your car! Garfield, this is Odie. He's coming home with us. Whoa! You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog? Oh, that's bad even for you. Oh, you're so sad! Oh, no, no, no. We're not bringing a dog home with us. Hey, I ride shotgun! What are you looking at, tick boy? Jon, it's not too late. Quickly, turn around... before he finds out where we live! Please take this trouser sniffer back! - Please. - Come on, Odie. Let's go. This is your new home. Come on, buddy. Jon, you had me, a chick magnet... and now you've got a tick magnet. Garfield, Jon brought a dog home. - I am aware, Nermal. - Why would he do a thing like that? Gee, I don't know, Nermal. It just seems like a weird thing to do... bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat. Can we drop it? I mean, it's no big... deal. It's... just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life. A bug? A dim-witted, smelly, goofy... Splattered bug that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically. - Come on. - As you can see, I'm still Jon's favorite. See ya later, Garfield. Good luck with the bug thing! Come on. This is payback for the liver thing, isn't it? Payback. He's a nut. This is your new home, Odie. That's my office over there. And, uh, the TV over there. - And, uh, the kitchen. - Hm. You wanna go see it? Okay, go see the house. Go see it. Why don't you draw him a map? Okay, I've gotta... remain calm, that's all. Jon's a cat guy, not a dog guy. This'll last a week, maybe 10 days. Tops. Boy, this puppy is stupid gone wild! Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm gonna close my eyes and when I open them... everything will be back to normal. - Ah! That's not normal. Not close. Oh, great. Dog cooties. Somebody inoculate me, please. This is a nightmare. L... I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend... television. No, no, no. No, no. No. Hey, new guy, let me hip you to the rules, okay? Number one... that's my chair, all right? I even see you raise a leg, and it's on, it's go time, pal. Very well. Yeah, I think I just may have a mental advantage on this guy. Leave me alone. I'm not kidding, Yodel Odie. Pop a worm pill and hit the road. I'm busy. You wanna play? Fine. You can be my new astronaut. Go jump in the pail, and we'll shoot you into ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Девушка и борода на английском - текст Судья Дредд на английском - текст Космические дальнобойщики на английском - текст Звёздный путь: Поколения на английском - текст Москва слезам не верит на английском |