International threatened to sue us...
if we used their likenesses,
so we make do.
Yes. The gentleman /n the be/ge.
I was wondering what did Sulu find
in Captain Kirk's lavatory.
Sulu clearly found a standard issue
Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device.
I believe it was the Captain's log.
- [Lips Blowing]
- Very good.
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, everyone.
We've been saved.
- Ooh.
- Any other comic relief?
- Ah!
- There's still homeless out there.
- Hey!
- Yes! What? You! What? Yes.
What /s the Kl/ngon translat/on
for, "You're gonna d/e a v/rg/n"?
- [Speaking Klingon]
- [L/ps Blow/ng]
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Hilarious, everyone.
Looks like we got more Lucas hounds
here to mock Roddenberry.
Congratulations, gentlemen,
but I would like to see...
your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone.
And we'll see who's laughing then.
Am I right?
Darth Vader can put the entire
Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind.
Uh, Darth Vader has asthma...
so name me one Star Trek character
with a respiratory disease...
'cause I'm drawing a blank.
Name me one
Star Wars character who's gay.
- Yeah.
- Besides you.
Well, no one's gay in Star Trek,
so why would I even do that?
Captain Picard.
Captain Picard is not gay.
He's British.
- Come on. "Make it so!"
- ¶ Ah-ah ¶¶
I hate to break it to you losers,
but Han Solo's a bitch.
[Lucas]
Ah, no, he d/dn't. No, he d/dn't.
What did you just say?
- Is there a problem here?
- Yeah, there sure is, Spock.
The admiral here just
called Han Solo a bitch.
- Good one.
- Some pretty strong words for a Trekkie.
A Trekkie is derogatory
at this point in the game.
Trekker is what we're called now.
Trekker.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Trekkie.
- Just take a look-see here.
- [Beeping]
What's with the man-purse?
- [Beeping Continues]
- Yep. As I thought...
- scanner reads "douche bag."
- [Trekkies Laughing]
[Laughing]
[All Gasp]
- [Grunts]
- [Hutch] Push me, I'll kill your whole Starfleet.
- Unbelievable!
- [Engine Whooshes]
Snikt! Snitk!
Come on, bub!
Attack, you cowards!
That's an order!
- Hutch!
- Cover me, W/ndowsl
Evasive maneuvers!
Evasive maneuvers!
[Roars]
- [Shouting]
- [Screaming]
- My ear!
- Ha-ha!
Nighty-night, Spock-sucker.
Beam this, bitch!
Time-out!
I call time-out! Time-out!
[Horn Bellow/ng
L/ke Chewbacca]
[Horn Bellows]
- Disable their vehicle.
- [Eric] Get in! Go!
Get /n the vanl
Get /n the vanl
Disable the vehicle.
Kill the Star-roids!
Get theml
Han Solo is still a bitch!
- [Tires Screech]
- Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch.
Yeah!
[All Yelling]
Hey, Bottler, hit 'em
with the pressed ham!
Klingon to this.
[Laughing]
Kha-a-a-an!
[Inhales]
Kha-a-a-an!
[Breathing Heavily]
[Kisses]
Whoo!
[Laughing]
I took that Vulcan down hard.
I rolled him into the dirt
like he was my frickin tauntaun.
Tauntaun, my ass. If /t wasn't for me,
you guys would all be dead.
What fight were you watch/ng?
I was channel/ng the emperor.
The emperor? I don't remember the emperor
crapp/ng h/s robe and scream/ng "t/me-out."
- Oh, my God. That's right.
- There is such a thing as time-out.
[Lmitating The Emperor] I can feel
your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out.
[All Laughing]
- [Tire Pops]
- [T/res Squeal/ng]
- [All Scream/ng]
- [Crash]
[Hutch]
All right. Time-out.
[Er/c]
We had to take your van, Hutch.
I have access to literally
thousands of vehicles...
but we had to take your van.
Yeah, well, I had a spare tire...
but some tardo took it out
to make some room for his grappling hook.
What? We're on a covert operation.
How can you be on a covert operation
without a grappling hook?
Oh! Wait.
What /n Greedo's name /s that?
[Country Western]
[Hutch Coughs]
Talk about a wretched h/ve
of scum and

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