>- Uh, he-
- Star Wars.
Star Wars?
Look, he /s very, very s/ck
and he needs to go home.
No.
Guys, we can't-we can't do this now.
We can't give up now.
Not when we're so close.
L/nus, /t's just a mov/e.
Yeah, maybe it is.
Maybe it is. You know what?
To most people, Star Wars
is just a movie, right?
- Not to us!
- We just spoke to the doctor.
Screw that doctor!
Screw- Screw all those people!
Did-Did they ever get their- their heads stuck
in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader?
- I mean, I don't think so. No.
- Nope.
D/d they ever s/nge the/r eyebrows
try/ng to make a I/ghtsaber?
No way. Did they name
their right hand Leia?
Who knows?
Yes, they could have.
- But you know who did?
- Me.
Yes, you did.
So did I. So did you.
- We all did.
- You guys are freaking sick. You know that?
This is our Death Star, man.
And I don't know about you, guys,
but I'm not running away from this one.
- Me neither.
- Screw it. I named both my hands Leia.
What the hell are you doing?
Do you know who this is?
It's that way.
Ja/Ibreakl
Ja/Ibreakl
What's going on?
- Hold it right there!
- No, uh, please-
You're our only hope.
Take two of these every three hours.
Oh, my God.
- I love you.
- I know.
Yeah!
Mmm.
Nothing worse than a locked shitter
when you got to turd, am I right?
Seriously, man.
That is it, man!
I don't wanna do this anymore!
Why not? What'd I tell you,
sweet and womanly, right?
Womanly?
- Make sure you go tell your friends.
- I'll be back.
Bam, bam, bam!
Hyah! Wanna try that?
Start the car! Start the van!
Hi!
- Let's do it! Let's do it!
- Oh, my Godl
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Shut up, manl It was a hundred
m/les agol Stop I/v/ng /n the pastl
Oh, my Godl
Lucas Valley Road.
We gotta steal that s/gn, guys.
Zoe, how we look/ng out there?
One guard manning the booth.
Couple civvies roaming about.
- Nothing we can't handle.
- All right, fellas, "X" marks our target.
Level "C" editing bays. It's our best chance
for finding the rough cut.
Excellent. Okay.
Once we've breached the front gate...
we're gonna be off on foot, so we're gonna
have to take a shortcut at this wall here.
And you know what that means.
Are you shitting-
Grappling hook?
A modern-day warr/or
Mean, mean str/de
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pr/de
I can do th/s.
- Get up.
- W/ndows, how's /t look up there?
W/ndows, make sure there are no cameras.
Can you see anyth/ng?
All right, one, two-
- Oh, Jesus!
- W/ndows, Jesusl
Owl
- Okay.
- Wait. There he is. Good man. Good man.
Let's go.
Follow my lead. Follow my lead.
Get down. Stay low. The ninja roll.
Guys, get down!
- Jackass.
- Guys, wait for me.
I hate running.
This is like the most exercise
you guys have gotten all year.
This is the one Shatner
said would be open.
A breach in Skywalker security.
Wow. Okay, we're in.
I feel like we're in a Scooby-Doo episode.
Go, go, go, go.
- Hutch?
- Yeah?
Your ass still smells like ham and cheese.
Sweet. That way.
Wow.
Shatner, don't fail us now, right?
Whoa.
Yeah!
- Oh, my God.
- No way.
We're home, boys.
See, that's what I call a collection.
This is where I want my ashes scattered.
Oh!
- " Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You're my only hope. "
They've got Indy stuff.
Thermal detonator.
I think I'm gonna cry.
Hey. They got Willow's spell book!
You know, Willow?
Little guy?
Mag/cal-
"Ka/ya. "
Who cares about Willow?
Look at this.
"Throw me the /dol. "
Guys, look at th/s.
"We've got bad dates. "
One kaddam for the Hebrew god.
We have a breach in the archive room.
Breach in the archive room.
You know, no matter
how you felt about the guy...
Vader embraced his fate.
He faced death head-on.

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