[Laughs]
Excuse me.
Are you Eric Bottler?
Yeah.
[Lmitating Whooshing Sounds]
- We just got your new comic.
- Whoa.
- Thanks, guys. I appreciate that.
- I don't.
I think it's quite shoddy.
- Worst series ever.
- Total Lucas rip-off!
- The artwork /s neophyte.
- At best.
- What's up, my nerds?
- Ah.
Why don't you ask the man for an autograph?
Ask the man for an autograph!
Do it!
"You are a douche bag.
Love, Eric Bottler."
Here you go.
All right, let's move it,
Boba Fags. End of the line.
- Move it! Let's go!
- Chaz, what the hell are you doing here, man?
Ah, come on, bro.
It's the Wars.
I love that about you.
[Grunts Loudly]
Look at you, C-3Penis Face.
How'd you pull that trim?
[All Shouting, Cheering]
- Doctor.
- Oh!
- Smart man.
- Thank you, sir.
[Hutch]
They're good. There you go.
- Hey, you guys. To Linus.
- Yeah, to Linus.
[20th Century Fox Theme]
[All Shouting]
[Cheering]
[Stops]
- Hey, you guys.
- What, man?
What if the movie sucks?##[ Dramatic Overture]
# When we're winning #
# We'll be singing #
#I get knocked down
but I get up again #
# You're never gonna
keep me down #
#I get knocked down
but I get up again #
# You're never gonna
keep me down #
#I get knocked down
but I get up again #
# You're never gonna
keep me down #
#I get knocked down ##
Halloween just got awesome, bitches!
Prepare for the entrance of Lord Vader.
[ Breathing ]
Give yourself to the Dark Side.
It's the only way you can save-
[ Girl ]
You wore the same thing last year.
- You son of a bitch.
- I'm sorry, guys. My codpiece is killing me.
It's totally restricting my junk.
You're gonna spill it or fill it, dude?
Zoe.
- Hi.
- Oh, my God. It's been a long time.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
You are...
something with tampons.
I'm Picasso's Blue Period.
- Get it? Blue Period.
- Hmm.
And you are?
Corporate sleaze?
Car salesman.
I came straight from work, so this is-
- Weak as usual, Bottler.
- Thank you.
Are you here
for a reunion with the boys?
Nope. That's just a pleasant surprise.
Watch the cape, uh, uh-
Well, enter at your own risk.
[ Man ]
Oh, my God.
You guys have both got to stop
perpetuating this myth...
that Boba Fett is some kind of bad-ass.
All right? He has a jet pack.
So did the Rocketeer.
- Really cool.
- Here we go.
When it comes time for battle, the man's
Michael Bay- all style, no substance.
If you diss the Fett again...
I will corn-hole you with a lightsaberI
# Whoop, there it is #
-Jesus. Is that Bottler?
- # Whoop, there it is #
- Hey, guys.
- # Whoop, there it is #
# Whoop, there it is #
# Whoop, there it is #
# Whoop, there it is #
You got a lot of nerve
showing your face around here.
##[ Continues ]
Give Daddy a huggy.
- [ Laughing ] Yeah!
- Stop.
You little bastard, I missed you.
I hope that's just your blaster poking me.
- God, it's been parsecs.
- Yeah, it's good to see you too, man.
- Linus.
- Hmm.
- It's been, like, a year now, right?
- Three.
- You still drawing?
- No. I bailed on that shit after high school.
- How's life in the auto trade?
- Still second in command to the old man.
Um,you?
Comic book store's still afloat...
but the geeks aren't biting
like the old days.
- You?
- Get my money together so I can
start my detailing business.
I'm gonna call it the Hutch Touch.
That's funny. I could've sworn you were
delivering pizza and living in your mom's garage.
It's not a garage.
It's a carriage house.
- [ Laughs ]
- Carriage house.
- How is your carriage?
- ##[ Rock ]
[ Grunts ]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Hey, uh, have any of you guys
seen the phone jack?
Uh, no, but I have seen
the social retard...
who brought his Toughbook to a party.
- I promised Rogue Leader
I'd write her back tonight.
- Oh, God.
- She is my girlfriend.
- On-line girlfriend.
I met her in a Jedi chat room.
The woman is perfect.
She's intelligent and acerbic and, uh-
and a die-hard