difficult specimen to read sometimes. If you know what I mean. But l- You just can't act like that if you wanna be one of the guys. Maybe... she doesn't wanna be one of the guys. She likes you. But I didn't- But she kind of just- - Jesus Murphy! - [Laughs] Wow. Okay. What-What should I do? Well, /f there's one th/ng I learned be/ng an escort. It's that actions speak louder than words. Did you just say "escort"? Fantastic. - [Wh/rr/ng] - Shh! - I don't think we're alone. - Yeah. [Man] You're latel It's all there- maps, pass codes... phony I.D.'s to get you past the front gates, but that's not what's most important. What's most important? - We never met. - [Gasps] - That's Capt- - Yeah. I think- I should- Hi. I can't believe that these are classified. And there's- Look at the maps. I mean, there's badges. And there's Trekk/n'w/th TJ. What is this for? Just someth/ng for the r/de. - Thank you. - This is unreal. How did you score all this stuff? Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score anything. - Okay. - How 'bout- How 'boutJeri Ryan's panties? - Oh. - Anything. - I'm so glad that we met. - Me too. This is-Whoa. Hey. [Laughs] Wait, wait. Okay, let me go. [Laughs] - Hutch, private convo. Jesus. - What the hell are you- What are you do/ng, man? Get the hell out ofhere. It's not a good time. The Force is strong with me here. - Actually, your hour's over. - What do you mean, "over"? - Hutch, they're hookers. - We're not hookers. We're escorts. - The difference being? - I don't know. Excuse me. Sorry. You telling me... that I just spent the last hour sweet talk/ng a smok/ng, hot whore? - You could always pay for another hour. - How much? - One thousand. - Dollars? - Mm-hmm. - Each! I want a refund. - Give me a refund. - Is that possible? [Hutch] You know what? We're male prost/tutes and you owe us a thousand dollarsl - You can talk it over with Roach. - [Both] Roach? [Knock/ng] - Hi, Daddy. - Greetings and salutations. It is payday. - Ten-thousand shares of Priceline? - Anything. - Wow. - Next time you see Harry Knowles, tell him we're square. Friends of yours? Cry havoc! [All Shouting] Z/nfandel. That's a good v/ntage. Uh, th/s has all been a really b/g m/sunderstand/ng. You see, my friend and I, we didn't know that we were on the clock, per se. You thought you were getting that for free, did ya? - Uh, Mr. Roach? - Yeah? Would you mind not eating those peanuts 'cause- Buddy, these are like $10 a peanut, you know. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Well, why don't you take it out of the $2,000... that you and your skinny little idiot friend owe me, how's that sound? - Rebel Alliance, dude. - What? Enunciate. - Rebel Alliance. - Rebel All/ance. We recognize the tat. We're Star Wars fans. - You're Star Wars fans? - Yeah. Shit. Why didn't you say so, man? You think that's cool, check this shit out. Look. Ent/re r/ght s/de, Rebel All/ance. [Lmitating Yoda] "Do or do not." That's funny. ¶ And this arm is the Dark Side ¶ ¶ Don't join the Dark Side of the Force ¶¶ Check this out. Ep/sode I. Fu-Schnickens. Jar-Jar Binks. That guy's gonna be the shit. I tell you. - Wow. - Right? You like that? - I had them do that pose. I thought it was funny. - That is awesome. - You guys are all right. - So, we're all hunky-dory? - We're all copacetic? - Well, if the word "copacetic" means... I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah... - we're copacet/c. - Oh. [Women Gasp] - Windows, now! - It was lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for listening. - Go, go, go! - Balloons? You thought that was gonna stop 'em? [Elevator Bell Dings] - Grab the princess. - Come on, Zoe! - Get off ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Принцесса на горошине на английском - текст Один дома 4 на английском - текст Приключения домовёнка на английском - текст Свой среди чужих, чужой среди своих на английском - текст Дни затмения на английском |