could say was "clobber".
Made me dive in this weather.
- When did he make you do that?
- When they nabbed us, remember?
He told us he went fishing,
and he made me dive in the water,
when it was thirty below.
Wait a minute.
What did he say about fishing?
That he'd been fishing through an ice
hole, and he asked me if I could swim.
He put the helmet in that ice hole!
Look at him! He remembers!
It's in the hole, in Malakhovka!
And you kept it from us! You could've
left a note when you hanged yourself!
- Come on!
- And him?
Leave him for the cops.
He's too heavy to drag him along.
Come on!
Archeologists! Hello?
- There's not a damn thing here.
- It's there, at the bottom.
- Go on, dive.
- But Why Me?
Crosseyes is always the scapegoat!
- Vassia, tell him to do it himself.
- No. I'd catch my death of a cold.
Afraid to catch cold?
A guy who's hanged himself!
You guys looking for something?
Dive for it!
And make it quick!
- Which way to the landing dock, girl?
- Straight ahead.
I'd waste you, boys...
but I've got other things to do.
Halt!
They are doubling up!
And a third one is back at the house!
Halt!
One!
Good for you, Fyodor Petrovich!
Two!
The more Docents we deliver,
the better for us.
What about us?
We give up, too!
They've shaved his head already.
The EndStarring:
YEVGENY LEONOV
GEORGY VITSIN
SAVELY KRAMAROV
RADNER MURATOV
ERAST GARIN
NATALYA FATEYEVA
P. SHPRINGFELD, O. SOKOLOVA
A.PAPANOV, O.VIDOV, N.OLYALIN
GENTLEMEN OF FORTUNE
AN UNLYRICAL COMEDY
Archeological Expedition No 12.
2 kilometers.
- I'll bet there're snakes around.
- What snakes?
Cobras!
- Make the camel lie down.
- Down! Lie down, man!
Come on, Vassia, Vassia, Vassia...
Docent! Hey, Docent!
- He won't lie down!
- I'll clobber you!
Hear that? We'll clobber you!
Lie down, beast, I tell you!
- Where is it?
- Over there, in that yellow tent.
We move as soon as it's dark.
USSR Ministry of Internal Affairs
How much does the helmet weigh?
Five kilograms, 242 grams,
and it's pure gold.
Yes...
A pretty heavy hat.
Comrade Colonel,
it's more than a hat...
It's a rarity, it's archeologically
and historically unique.
Everything bears out our theory
that this is the helmet
which the Emperor Alexander
the Great of Macedonia lost
when he set out
to subdue India.
Ask Slavin to come in. You should
guard your precious treasures.
- We had someone to guard it.
- No doubt...
For a thief it's not an archeological
treasure, butjust a piece of gold.
He can take it apart, melt it down,
he might even sell it abroad.
Well...
The culprits' identities have been
established, they're all old offenders.
Yermakov...
Sheremetyev...
Biely, their chief.
- May I?
- Please.
He's a very dangerous criminal.
What a repulsive-Iooking individual!
Mother! I'm going to be late.
Coming, son.
Here you are. Eat, darling.
Thanks.
- Good morning.
- How are you?
How's my son doing? Is he behaving?
You'd better be strict with him.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
Commuter's pass.
I have my ticket.
Kindergarten No. 82
- Hello, Yelena Nikolayevna.
- Good morning. They're not eating.
- Good morning.
- Good morning!
May I have your attention, comrades,
forjust a minute!
Today, you're not going to eat
your breakfast here.
Instead we're going on a trip to Mars.
I appoint Igoryok commander.
- Igoryok, today you're a commander.
- Yes, sir!
Now take your cosmic spoons
and interplanetary forks,
and finish everything on your plates.
We won't be back on earth till lunch.
You're a genius!
- Yevgeny, can we see you for a minute?
- Sorry, I'm busy now.
But this man here insists.
Ah! I've caught you at last.
- To Docent!
- Yep.
It's something better
than picking pockets.
I'll get myself a car with a player,
fancy threads, and offto Yalta!
Get ready!
We'll nab all three!
- Well, what?
- Have you flogged the helmet?
- I just went fishing.
- Where? Why fishing?
Near the landing