't think I have to hear the rest.
Advertising makes perfect sense.
Sorry you had to waste all this time.
You call eight hours alone
with my label maker wasted time?
Now I'll get to use my shredder!
I mean, I could write slogans.
How hard could it be, right?
"Cheese. It's milk that you chew."
"Crackers. Because your cheese
needs a buddy."
"A grape. Because who can get
a watermelon in your mouth?"
I got one.
"Socks. Because your family's feet
deserve the best."
Honey, leave it to the pros.
I actually know someone in advertising.
I grew up with a guy who is
a vice president at a big agency.
Maybe I can get him to meet you.
Give me the phone.
"The phone. Bringing you closer
to people who have phones."
"Marriage. It's not for everybody."
That went well. Almost everybody
knew that she was a girl.
Yeah, after you punched that one guy
who got it wrong, word spread.
I'm just gonna go in my office
and pick up some stuff.
-Who the hell are you?
-Who the hell are you?
I'm the hell person
whose office this is.
Good one, Rach.
I'm Gavin Mitchell,
the person who's taking over your job.
Excuse me?
Your baby's so cute.
But why would you put
a pink bow on a boy?
Hey, Joey. Look at me.
I'm a nurse.
Yes, you are.
I think it might be time
for my sponge bath.
Sorry, I'm just so used
to hitting on the extras.
-So are you excited about your scene?
-Yeah, but I'm a little nervous.
Relax. Don't be. They'll probably
just make you stand in the background.
-Good.
-You. Here, come here. Here.
Take this tray, stand on this yellow mark.
You're gonna move on "action."
Walk over to the operating table, stop on
the blue mark and put the tray down.
Don't walk too fast.
But don't dawdle.
Okay. Now, what?
And, action!
Cut! Cut.
-I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.
-Well, don't be.
Okay, that helps.
And, action!
Cut!
Don't worry about it, Pheebs.
It usually takes me three takes too.
All right, eight.
And, action!
So do you have any other
questions about advertising?
No. But let me show you what I can do.
"Bagels and doughnuts.
Round food for every mood."
Monica warned me you might do that.
I think we might have something
for you at the agency.
-Really? That's great.
-It's an unpaid internship.
That's funny. When you said "unpaid, "
it sounded like you said "unpaid."
Come on, now. Monica has a good job.
It's not like you have a family to support.
Actually, we're trying. I don't think
Monica is gonna want to postpone it.
We're supposed to have sex tonight.
Actually, she's probably at home,
naked right now.
I tend to keep talking
till somebody stops me.
-I can just picture her on the bed.
-Stop!
Wait. What do you mean
you're taking over my job?
While you were on your baby vacation,
I was doing your job.
A vacation? My idea
of a vacation does not involve...
...something sucking on my nipples
until they are raw.
Clearly, you've never been
to Sandals Paradise Island.
All right. Don't get too comfortable
there, because I'm back in two weeks.
I want everything back
the way it was.
I can't say I care too much for the way
you've rearranged my office.
I can't say I care too much
for that smell you've brought in.
-Excuse me?
-Rach, we have a code brown situation.
Honey, could you please
take care of it for me?
All right, but you're gonna
have to do one sometime.
Let me just get this straight.
So I go have a baby, and they send
some guy in to do my job?
Well, there was talk of shutting down
Ralph Lauren altogether.
Okay. Right.
You're very cheeky for a temp.
I'm not a temp. I was transferred here
from another department.
And what department was that?
The jerk department?
They didn't tell me
about your quick wit.
Well, did they mention that
I'm rubber and you're glue?
-Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas.
-Hi, Mr. Zelner.
Rachel. I see you've met Gavin.
When you left us, we weren't sure
what we were gonna do.
But then, Gavin to the rescue.