my God. Well, the idea... A woman flirting with a single man? - We must alert the church elders. - No. You don't understand. You didn't see how brazen she was. - Sounds like you're jealous. - No, I'm not. I just think it's wrong. I mean, here I am, about to pop... ...and he's out picking up some shopgirl at Sluts-R-Us? Is that a real place? Are they hiring? Hey, Phoebe. Fatty. Why so fancy? I got a job interview. It's more money, and I'd be doing data reconfiguration. - I think I know someone who does that. - Me. I do that. So do I look okay? I'm nervous. Oh, yeah. You look great. You know, just don't get your hopes up. - Why not? - Well, the interview. - Yeah? - You know. You don't make a very good first impression. - What? - Oh, you don't know. - Are you serious? - When I first met you, you were like: I was like: What is it that I do? It's just, like, you're trying too hard, making jokes... You come off a little needy. Did you like me when we first met? Chandler, I'm not gonna lie to you. But I am gonna run away from you. Hi. I'm Monica Geller, chef at Allessandro's. Still? The things you said were unfair... ...and I want you to try my bouillabaisse again. I don't see why I'd do that to myself again. Either eat it or be in it. Spoon? - What do you think? - I'm torn... ...between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest. Your soup is abysmal. Thattagirl! We should get out of here, there's a new class coming in. Welcome to Introduction to Cooking. Can anyone tell me the difference between hollandaise and bйarnaise sauce? - I can. - Okay, go ahead. Well they both have a egg yolk and butter base. But a bйarnaise has shallots, chervil, and most importantly, tarragon. Very good. What's your name? - You go to the head of the class! - Okay! This stuff takes up a lot of room. How serious are you about keeping Ben in your life? My son? Pretty serious. Hi, Katie. What are you doing here? The delivery went out and they forgot this. It must have been obvious, since it was the only thing left in your store. Listen, to be honest, home deliveries aren't really part of my job description. Oh, I actually came here to ask you out. Oh. Wow. Yeah, that sounds great. I'm just gonna put this back in my pocket and pretend that didn't happen. I'm free now. You want to get coffee...? - Sure. - Horny bitch. No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch! You guys have a good time. I'm just gonna grab my coat. And my whip. You know, because of Indiana Jones. Not because I'm into S & M. I'm not into anything weird, you know? Just normal sex. So I'm gonna grab my coat. So you had a good day, huh? Big commission, picked up a daddy. Are you okay with this? Oh, yeah. Yeah, please. You guys have fun. - Okay. - Yeah. Nice to see you. Oh, and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic. - Although you missed a button. - Oh, actually, I... Oh, okay, I see what you're doing there. I can't even believe this. I really come off that badly? It's okay. You calm down after a while... ...and then people see how wonderful you are. Good. Because I'm sure this interview will last weeks. All right, don't freak out, okay? I will help you. - How long before you have to leave? - An hour. - I can't help you. - Phoebe... We'll do our best. I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time. - Okay. - Hi. Come on in. I'm Regina Phalanges. - Chandler Bing. - Oh, Bing. - What an unusual name. - You should meet my Uncle Bada. I'll let myself out. Your alfredo's dry. Did you use your cheese? When you say "use," do you mean "eat as a pre-cooking snack"? - And the cream? - Cheese makes me thirsty. - Okay. Let's move on. - All right. Something smells good over at Monica's station. My God! This is amazing! You've never made this before? Oh, no. I don't know ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст 32 Декабря на английском - текст Операция 'Ы' и другие приключения Шурика на английском - текст Неуловимые мстители на английском - текст Чеховские мотивы на английском - текст Зейрам на английском |