maybe I should try dating a geek too!
Yeah but, you don't, you don't, you don't want to try to much too fast. Y'know? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast don't you?
What?
She-she died Jill.
Chandler!
Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup?
Oh-ohhhh!
Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
I was asleep. Oh no! No-no honey! Y'know what's sexy?
Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that I'm not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel.
Would you please get some rest!
I'm fine.
"Happy birthday to you!"
You're paying for that.
What? No-no it's her birthday!
You've sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
But it really...
You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Damnit!
Rach? Hi!
Hi!
Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Well yeah...
Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think she's cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
Really?!
Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Oh so-so not really never.
I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all we've been through, I just? y'know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.
Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
Oh-ho, and mine!
Chandler, I think I'm sick.
Really? Struck down in the pribe of libe!
Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest?
No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way.
Come on! I really need your help!
No-no-no-no-no!
Fine, I'll rub it on myself.
Okay.
So you're just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Yeah?
It's nice.
Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Yes!
I can't believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
It's all very, very good.
So you wanna go uh, mix it up?
Not now, I'm sick!
Oh come on you big faker!
What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Well that was before all the vaporizing action.
Okay, if you really wanna have sex...
Okay!
Worked like a charm.
Hi!
Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think?
Well, I-I don't like it.
Really?!
It's kinda slutty.
It's yours!
Yeah well, I'm-I'm a slut.
Me too.
Hi Jill!
Hey!
Hi.
Rachel.
Rachel! Well, you-you're not at home, you're-you're-you're right here.
Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it's not!
Okay. So well I'll umm, I'll have her home by midnight.
Why aren't you home yet?!
Is someone there?
Oh yes, it's me! Sorry!
What are you doing here?
Uh, I'm just, I'm just looking out your window. At-at the view.
What are you guys doing?
We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.
Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Who?
Is that your sister?
Ugh, she is a slut!
God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Oh my God, look-look he's taking off her clothes!
He's taking off her coat!
Oh, this is just terrible.
Oh no it's not, no it's not. It's a first date. I'm sure that nothing is gonna...
Oh.
Ho-oh, he's gonna get some! Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment.
Y'know so umm, he's closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister.
Well, I'm off to bed!
To Be ContinuedOh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh...
Oh wait, I don't have to lie to you, you don't live here anymore. Uh, I'm eating their food. What are you doing?
Ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes two and a-half-hours ago.
Whoa, I didn't know we could date your sister!
Joey we know you steal our food.
I'm good.
Oh, are the drapes still closed hon?
Yeah. And y'know who should've shut their drapes? Is that