how long do you think you gonna keep seeing her?
I will tell her it's over tonight at dinner.
- I promise.
- Okay, good. You do that.
And then when you get home, maybe there will be a special delievered package waiting for you.
Maybe I'll sign for it.Tear it open.
- Pull out the packing material...
- You know what,we are gonna have sex, let's just leave it at that.
Alright. I'm gonna go talk to Joey.I think this is the right time.
He's always in a good mood after the flight attentant says, duty free.
(because Joey mixes "duty" with "doody")
Okay, good luck.
Ross's coming over.I think that'll be a really good time to talk to him.
Oh..I guess so, just I'm really nervous.
Ok well keep in mind, by the time you're done, they're probably serving dinner.
Just don't nervous.
I'm gonna get lasagna.
Hey rach, do you mind if I sit here for a second?
Dude, sure.yeah.
Hi.
- So I kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
- Yeah!
Okay, last night after you guys broke up, so sorry to hear about that.by the way.
Well Charlie and I were talking and...well
You kissed.
Wh..ha..h..What?
Wh..Wha..What will give you that idea?
I saw ya.
Yeah we kissed.
But nothing else. Nothing else happened okay?
- Ross Ross Ross, it's okay.
- What?
It's okay.
I totally understand.You guys make way more sense than her and I ever did.
I want you to be happy.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
- Now I have something...
- I am speechless.
I mean the fact you would put my happiness first like that ...I mean you are an incredible friend, you know that..
- Look , before you...
- NO. I admit it.
I mean you are so royal man,and selfless, and generous.
I am those things,yeah.
You know I've known Chandler longer so I always think of him as my best friend.
But now, I mean I have to rethink some stuff.
Dude, Hey is there ever , anything, I could do for you?
I can't think of anything.
Thanks .
- So, hi,so you talked to Joey?
- Oh yeah.
We had a really good talk.
Oh that's great.
- So everything's okay?
- Oh no, it's great! It's great!
- He's amazing guy,
- Oh well, obviously I think so, too.
Well, I'm so excited about this.
Really?excited?
Are you kidding? I've had some really dirty dreams about it.
Excuse me.
You didn't tell him! did you?
I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take them all back. I'm gonna edge out Chandler!
Oh God.ALright, fine. YOu know what Joey forget it.when we go back I will tell him.
Thank you.I appreciate that.
Hi Mike's place.
Hey it's Mike.
Oops that was fast.
Oh no, she's not here yet. You know I think I just gonna take off and then break up with her over the phone.
You can't do that. Oh come on,Mike,  Strap on a pair.
Well you just tell her that we got back together.
You know women will appreciate honesty.
Well so appreciate gentle spanking once known odd stuff FYI.
One more thing , there might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Her name's Precious? is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?
Anyway , I just wanna give a heads up.
Okay and if she gets upset,just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.
Hi I'm Precious. Who are you?
I'm..I'm phoebe.
Phoebe? Mike's ex-girl friend? Phoebe the love of his life?
-that phoebe?
-Enchante
Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see me!
You go back till tomorrow night, right?
- Yeah.
- So if you wanna people see then by definition you are not having them taken out say to break it down?
Well if I have them taken out. Then I have to be able do this.
You like that, right?
What are you singing?
It's Bolero.From ten.
It's Ride of the Valkyries from Apocalypse Now.
See, here is the thing, the cornrow's really a solution for your frizzy hair problem.
And now that we are home , you don't have that problem anymore.
So if you think about it. I hate them.
What, you said you like them.
Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I can see your