know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
Yeah. This is Ben.
Ben, this is everybody.
Hi, Ben.
Susan, he looks just like you.
Thanks.
Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
I know, I still am one of these.
- Ross
- Yes?
Can I?
The head, the head. You gotta...
Hi, Ben.
I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica.
I...I will always have gum.
Ben, I want you to know  that
there may be some times when I may not be around, like this.
But I'll still always come back,
like this.
And sometimes I may be away longer, like this.
But I'll still always come back,
like this.
And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.
He is so amazing.
Oh, I know. Look at him.
Ben, Ben
Hey Ben.
Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes.
Look, he's opening his eyes.
He doesn't do much, does he?
No, this is pretty much it.
- You guys wanna get some coffee?
- Yeah.
All right, I'll see you guys later.
Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.And here's little Ben nodding off...
Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!
- Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
- Oh, let me see!
Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing?
You must just want to kiss him all over!
That would be nice.
Pardon?
Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth.
Hey, Chan.
Can you help me out here?
I promise I'll pay you back.
Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me...
17 jillion dollars.
I will, really. I'll pay you back this time.
And where's this money coming from?
Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.
What kind of research?
Oh, just, y'know.... science.
Science.
Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
It's a fertility study.
Oh, Joey
Please tell me you're only donating your time.
Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really...
I mean, I just go down there every other day and...
make my contribution to the project.
Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!
OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...
We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew...
Men are here.
We make fire.
Cook meat.
Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.
Cute...cute
Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
Oh, OK.
So how are things going with you two?
Is she becoming your special someone?
I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?
Man's got a point.
Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Crazy bitch.
Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program,and according to the rules,
if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any...
personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Joey... we always know what you mean.
-Hey.
-Hey.
How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
I'm going to China.
Jeez, you say one thing, and...
You're going to China?
Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone.
But they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the bo?it's?it's a whole big bone thing.
Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary.
- Um... here's a picture of me...
- Oh, let me see!
Could you take it to Carol's every now and then, and show it to Ben, just so he doesn't forget me?
Hi, Ben. I'm your father.
I am... the head.
Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.
Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
Oh. Hey, who's Carl?
- You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.
- No.
- Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...