Garrett.
I guess this is as good a time as any
to tell you that it's...
It's not really from Machu Picchu.
It's not?
It's rock candy.
Want one?
You lied to me.
Hey, I had to think fast.
I mean, you were gonna chicken out
and miss the adventure of a lifetime.
You mad at me?
Yeah.
Time to go, Sara.
But I'll get over it.
Bye, Sara.
We're gonna miss you around here.
You too, Beethoven.
Bye, Julie.
Bye, Garrett.
Well, I wanted to s...
I wanted to...
No, what I wanted...
Uncle Freddy, l...
Wait, wait. Okay.
I have something for you.
Thanks, Uncle Freddy.
I was wondering.
Could I make a reservation
at Camp Freddy next summer?
Well, that depends...
on whether or not
you're gonna be beating me at poker.
I'm gonna bleed you dry.
Bye-bye, sweetie.
Bye, Uncle Freddy.
Yes, you can come too.
But you gotta
work on that drooling thing.
Come on, Beethoven.
Bye, Sara.
Bye, Sara.
See you next summer.
Bye, Beethoven.
Bye!
Bye, Beethoven!
- We're gonna miss you.
- I'll have a banana split
waiting for you, Sara.
I'm gonna miss Uncle Freddy.
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I'm actually gonna miss this town,
As bizarre as it is.
Duck, quick!
It's Baby Cakes.
Too late. Beethoven.
Sweetheart, stay. Sit.
Baby Cakes!
Baby Cakes, why?
No, please, Baby Cakes,
that is not how a lady acts.
Oh, Baby Cakes!
Looks like somebody's
gonna miss you, Beethoven.
So, do you think now that
Quicksilver's a little richer,
it'll be any less weird?
I don't think so either.Beethoven!
Come here.
I'm sorry. What's the matter?
Dinner will be at 5:30.
Oh, look, Beethoven.
I guess this is Quicksilver.
Which is in the middle of,
oh, what's the word?
Nowhere. Sure hope
they have indoor plumbing.
I know. I know.
We're a long way from home,
and we've got a long month
ahead of us.
What are we gonna do all summer?
There's no mall, no movies.
We don't know
anyone except Uncle Freddy.
And we haven't seen him
in, like, forever.
You know what this adds up to?
Disaster.
You watch your step now, little lady.
Have a nice day.
Is somebody meetin' you, hon?
Yeah, my uncle's supposed to
pick me up.
He should be here any minute.
How nice.
Maybe I know him.
What's his name?
Freddy. Freddy Kablinski.
Freddy Kablinski?
Freddy.
Sara? Sara Newton?
You're 12 minutes late.
Oh, what happened to you?
Last time I saw you you were a toddler.
I was six.
Well, whatever.
Hey, listen. Sorry I'm late. I was working
on this baby and I kind of lost track of time.
Here, give me that bag.
Seems like, uh, I gotta tune it up
every third fire.
Mom didn't tell me you were a
firefighter. For good reason.
I'm not. I'm a grease monkey.
A certified mechanic. Whoa!
Is that the dog?
This is Beethoven.
Come on, Beethoven!
Here, Beethoven! Come to Freddy!
Come on and say "hi. " Come on!
Whoa!
Beethoven, don't lick Uncle Freddy!
You don't know where he's been.
Have you ever considered a face-lift?
Maybe just shorten these a little bit?
A little tuck?
Get this wolfhound off me.
Ew.
He's a Saint Bernard.
- Come on, Beethoven.
- Get him off!
So, Sara,
kicked out of camp, huh?
Way to go.
I got kicked out of college twice.
I wasn't kicked out.
They asked me to leave.
Oh, excuse me.
- Andjust exactly why
were you asked to leave?
They wanted me
to use an outhouse.
Do you know what that is?
A bathroom that's on the outside?
It's a toilet seat...
on a hole in the ground.
So you got sentenced to 30 days
hard time at Camp Freddy, huh?
Uncle Freddy!
Do you need glasses?
And welcome to Camp Freddy.
Ah, we've got a whole month together
before your parents get back from Hawaii.
They're in the Bahamas. Well, palm
trees and coconuts. Close enough.
It's okay, Beethoven.
You can go on in.
Remember to wipe your feet.
Come on.
Grab the mail for me, would ya?
Sure.
Huh! Uh!
Uncle Freddy, I didn't do it.
Oh, it's okay.
Go on inside.
Somebody clipped
my mailbox again.
What kind of idiot