prizes,
you don't have to be
a menace to society
to be a winner.
Phil, tell our friends
what they can win today.
Damon, how about
a year's supply
of Orthopure
procreation pills,
both adult
and kiddie sizes,
and the latest edition
of The Running Man home game.
Ben, I know
you're dying to show us
the same determination
you showed up in Bakersfield.
Well, first, I've got
a little surprise for you.
Ha ha ha!
We all know
you're a tough guy, Ben,
but that doesn't mean
you're a loner.
It takes a big man
to admit he needs friends.
We didn't want to break up
a winning team,
so here they are,
right by your side.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ben's buddies,
Harold Weiss
and William Laughlin.
Son of a bitch!
You know how this works.
The game zone is divided
into 400 square blocks
left over from
the big quake of '97.
We will never forget that.
Once inside the zone,
runners have three hours to go
through all four game quads.
They'll need every second
because you know
who's on their tail?
The stalkers!
Who?
The stalkers!
And you know
what happens then!
Anything goes!
What?
Anything goes!
Right!
Without further ado,
it's time
to start running!
on your marks...
get set...
Killian...
I'll be back.
Only in a rerun.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Yes!
Ha ha ha!
Go, go, go!
"Edited for television."
"Raw footage."
Huh!
Edith Wiggins,
come on down!
Oh!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha!
Whoa, whoa, Edith.
You look like you've done
a little stalking yourself.
You give me
the name of the stalker
that we send out
to hunt down those criminals.
Give me
10 seconds, please.
Come on, come on.
Place your bets.
Dynamo, 3 to 1.
Time's up.
No more bets.
Back off!
Come on!
They're all so good.
Quickly!
My husband and son
have their favorites,
but I like my men
big and cuddly.
Subzero!
All right! OK!
We're looking
for Subzero!
Yeah!
And now, our first stalker
of the evening,
a cadre trophy champion
with over 30 lifetime kills,
let's welcome
the incredible iceman,
who slices his enemies
limb from limb
into quivering bloody sushi,
Professor Subzero!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeeah!
Yaaah!
Let's go!
Come on!
Let's go!
Here in the locker room,
there's a lot of excitement,
a lot of adrenaline.
The stalkers know
there's 400 square blocks
of game zone,
and anything can happen
in the next three hours.
I remember once-
Sorry, cap.
I've just been informed
the runners
have entered the first quad.
Let's go there, live!
Faster!
Faster!
Keep going!
Give it to me!
You pay your money,
you make your choice.
How about you?
It's cold.
What is this?
I guess
they want us to stay.
Subzero does it again!
A triple hit!
Let's get out of here!
Weiss, come on!
Go!
Go!
Aah!
Banzai!
Oh, look at this.
an ICS home video.
Yeah!
And The Running Man
home version
right here for you.
Get me out of here!
Hang on, Weiss.
I'm coming.
Eeah!
Ah!
Richards?
Will! Get me out
of here, you guys!
Will, look out!
Kill that son of a bitch !
Come on!
Come on! Yeah!
Aah!
Uugh!
Uugh!
Oh!Hey, Killian!
Here is Subzero-
now plain zero.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is just horrible.
Words can't express
what we're all feeling
at this very moment.
A great champion has fallen.
We'll be back right after
these important messages.
Pull!
You all right?
Yeah. Boy.
What the hell's that?
It's gas.
Let's get out
of here.
Sure glad we
took care of Subzero.
Yeah, he was a real
pain in the neck.
I know
a stalker died.
Well, it had to happen
sooner or later.
Yeah, well, it is
a contact sport, right?
Yes, you guys
at justice,
you cannot
have it both ways.
You want ratings,
you want people
in front of the TV sets
instead of picket lines-
well, you ain't
gonna get that
with reruns
of Gilligan's Island.
Gilligan's Island.
da da-da da
Yeah, the one with the boat.
Yeah, Buzzsaw!
Leon?
I think
maybe Dynamo, but...
but Buzzsaw was
last year's champion.
I can't decide.
Then don't