quiet man,
"but never too busy to say hello."
But look at him.
He weighs 120 pounds.
He wouldn't last 30 seconds.
Who else?
What about those bank robbers?
The ones who made that suicide pact.
- Did they commit suicide?
- Obviously not, Damon.
Then they're unreliable.
I got a friend at a talent agency.
Maybe they've got an ax-murderer
or something.
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Somebody with stamina.
Tony. Tony.
Pipe that feed in here now!
Take a look at this.
This is yesterday's prison break. Hey. Look!
Look at that mother move, huh?
Is he beautiful? Who is he?
Are you kidding? That's Ben Richards.
The cop from the massacre? Sensational.
- Perfect contestant. I want him!
- You can't have him.
Why not?
Damon, you know our contract.
We never get military prisoners.
Who's a military prisoner?
He's still at large.
Yeah? Well, they'll get him for me.
Cadres can't have it both ways.
They want ratings.
I can get 10 points for his biceps alone.
Hello. Yeah, this is Killian.
Get me the Justice Department,
Entertainment Division.
No, hold that.
Operator, get me the President's agent.
What is this?
That's my synthesizer setup. I'm a musician.
Well, I'm really a singer.
I write music for the network.
Have you heard of their theme song,
We Bring You Joy, We Bring You Strife?
Well, I wrote that.
You must be very proud of yourself.
- It's really nothing.
- Look at this.
They're all on the censored list.
And look what we have here.
This looks like black-market clothing.
And you wrote the network jingle.
Come on. Everybody does it.
Money.
That's what I need, money.
That money's
not going to do you any good.
You know,
you won't be able to leave this quad.
- You don't have a travel pass.
- You do.
Now I do.
Let's see.
Now where should we go?
Maybe someplace warm.
I need to work on my tan anyway.
You see, you get so pale in prison.
There you are. Good.
Now, I'm going to untie you,
and then you're going to get dressed,
- and then you're going to come with me.
- Yeah? Well, why should I?
Because I'm going to say please.
Well, why didn't you say so?
All flights to Pretoria, Tutuville
and Mandelaburg are on schedule.
Flights to Anaconda, Chile,
are delayed several hours.
All Mideast flights
are canceled until further notice.
You'll never pull this off, you know.
You are unarmed, outnumbered.
Face it. You're screwed.
So, why don't you just forget about all this
and turn yourself in?
You know,
you have a very negative attitude.
Now remember,
I can break your neck like a chicken's.
Travel pass.
What a beautiful day today.
I can practically taste
those piсa coladas already.
- Right, sweetheart?
- Miss.
You didn't put it in your purse again,
did you?
Last vacation, she put my credit cards in
there and we couldn't find them for a week.
Here, could you hold on to this please?
You want to move it, up there?
We got a plane to catch.
Go on. Go on.
You can't live with them
and you can't live without them.
I'm warning you, I get sick.
Air sick, car sick.
I'm going to throw up all over you.
Go ahead. It won't show on this shirt.
Help! He's Ben Richards!
He's trying to kidnap me! Help!
Out of my way! Get the hell out of my way!
Positive ID. Benjamin A. Richards.
Priority one fugitive. Repeat.
All units, terminal seven.
All right. We're on him.
Close it in. Close it in.
Go, go, go. Move!
You move and you're dead!
Hi, cutie pie.
You know, one of us is in deep trouble.
- Do you know who I am?
- I've seen you before.
You're the asshole on TV.
That's funny. I was going to say
the same thing about you.
I saw the video of your prison break.
Sensational.
Ben, I think we might be able
to help each other out.
I've got the brains, and you've got talent.
No, you've got more. You've got talent,
you've got charisma and you've got balls.
That's why I pulled a few strings
to get you here.
And that's why I'd like you to volunteer
to appear on tomorrow's