we tried to fake an accident,
a small truck ran into me.
That driver...
Why did he fall out the truck?
How should I know?
It's his fault.
Mom?
Is this a train or a truck?
Which is it?
Stop asking me.
Ask him.
When things get rough, he becomes a doll.
He's creepy.
Watch out.
Where the hell is your house?
I don't believe this.
Watch out.
Who is he?
Why is he there?
Watch out.
What the hell is wrong with this boat?
How long must we walk?
It's so far.
Just one lonely road
with nothing around.
You've come home!
Is that your bride?
Excuse me, is he...?
He's my son.
You must meet his father.
Where is your house?
See that over there?
You live in a palace?
No, the one in front.
That dirty one?
Yes.
Dear, Futoshi's bride is here.
We'll have the wedding today.
I'll go over to the neighbor's.
I don't see any houses around.
Is this the bath?
There are no walls.
No one will see.
I can't bathe here.
Get in.
No way.
I won't.
It feels good.
I can be seen from any direction.
Get in.
Wow. It feels good.
Told you.
What's with this light?
It just came on.
Say, Mom...
Why are you wearing those?
Because they were there.
I'm sick and tired of this work.
Let's run away tonight.
How?
When he's taking a bath.
It'll work, if he's not around.
There he is.
In the tub.
Mom...
Why is he in a school uniform?
Because he's stupid.
He's so weird.
Don't worry.
We can hit him with firewood.
Put in more firewood.
Cook him.
This is bad.
Run.
Run.
What was that?
The Terminator.
Do you know who I am?
I am Professor Ide.
I am so funny.
What?
Your woman ran off?
So let's go after her.
I have a rocket.
Come this way.
Now, in high spirits!
One, two, three, four.
Note: ROCKET LAUNCH SITE
All halt!
One, two.
Look at it.
It's great. It's great. It's great.
It's going to fly, fly, fly.
Nine, eight...
Oh, I forgot to close the door.
Once again.
Five seconds to launch.
Four, three,
two, one.
Blast off!
I am an alien from outer space.
Take-chan, remember this?
It's been eight years since KIKUJIRO.
I am an alien from outer space.
Sorry. Once again.
OK. Let's fly.
Three, two, one.
Blast off!
Something fell over there.
What was it?
Who cares what fell?
Why are you wearing my clothes?
You're wearing mine, top.
Couldn't you tell?
Look at you.
You've even got a ribbon on.
I am Professor Ide.
Attempting to escape is futile.
Torpedo.
Fire!
Submerge.
That sign seems to be following us.
Note: DAIKOKU FINANCE
I am Professor Ide.
Hurry, hurry.
Taxi. Taxi.
I am Professor Ide.
Driver, step on it.
To the police station!
Hurry.
To the police station!
We found them.
We're pursuing them now.
Put your mind at ease.
How's it kicking, Kichijoji?
I am kicking.
If we are kicking,
we will catch them soon.
Please enjoy the ride.
Let's do the usual.
Please repeat after me.
Let's kick it!
One, two, three, d-a-a-a-h!
Thank you.
Hurry. Help!
Help!
Now, let's take the field.
Advance!
Kill them all.
What is it?
Over there.
That?
Good boy.
Rocket Punch.
Prepare to attack.
Ready.
Fire!
Don't mind.
It's ready.
That should do it.
Ouch.
I want to be with him.
What?
Do you really mean that?
Yes, I do.
It's beautiful.
Maybe, people need a life like this.
A shooting star?
Doctor, how's my brain?
Broken.
Beat Takeshi
Tohru EMORI
Kayoko KISHIMOTO
Anne SUZUKI
Kazuko YOSHIYUKI
Narrator:
Masatoh IBU
Subtitles:
Jeanette AMANO, Richard LORMAND