rarely on... ...and look what I obtain for a mere $50. -What is it? -Oh, this would be an 18-speed bike... ...of the all-terrain variety. I noticed it in a neighbor's yard, and I inquired as to its availability. They had four of them. So I made a cash offer. -Don't. Drugs. -Fifty dollars. They acquiesced. They threw in these lemon-yellow racing pants. Even hoisted it over the fence for me, which I found to be very neighborly. That's weird. I didn't know you could get a 18-speed bike nearly new for $50. It's amazing what you can get for $50. I'll give you 60 right now, no questions asked. You know, this bike looks a lot like the bike... ...that this girl lives across the street had that got ripped off a month ago. This bike could be hot. They probably jacked it, these hoister friends of yours. Sure did, if they've got four and selling it that cheap. Right? You should at least show it to her so she could see if it's hers. Yeah. Okay, I can do that... ...but this is a boy's bike, okay? So it can't be. Not to invalidate your intuition, but it's not possible. Thank you. Why do you say it's an 18-speed when it only has nine gears? Huh, what? Yeah. Yeah. Six right here, three at the other end of the chain. Six plus three equals nine. -It's a nine-speed bike. -Yeah, but even a nine-speed bike... ...for 50 bucks. He still got a good deal. Okay, those guys told me it was 18 speeds. I just got Greeked. I just got... . Wait. Wait. Now I count eight. Six here and then two in the front. -That makes eight. -What do you think happened... -...to the missing gears? -Think? I know. They were working on it, these gypsy grifters... ...with improper tools, no technical knowledge. No understanding of reverse engineering. When they attempted to reassemble it, they panicked. They left nine orphan gears there on the floor. They're still there on the garage floor. Let's just go rescue the orphan gears, dude! Don't you see that that's part of the plan? They're going to try to sell them to me, not give them... ...as they rightfully should have as included in part of the original sale price. Oh, my God, there's no telling what else they've bait-and-switched. Yeah, but if all of us go together, oh, they'll give them back. Oh, you bet they will. Oh, you bet they will. -Let's just go as a team, okay. -Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure there are only nine gears on this bike? -Eight. -Okay, eight, nine, whatever. Don't you think that before we go over and accuse, and start some shit... ...we should find out for sure? Right, Donna. Who do we know who's an authority... ...on this type of bi--? Get off me! Let me-- We are all way too close to this. There's only one thing we can do... ...to thwart these albino, shape-shifting lizard bitches. We are gonna take this outside, ask the first person we see. Introduce some novelty. That way we get an objective viewpoint. Yeah. By the way, I might take you up on that $60 offer. No, that was for an 18-speed. You know, for this, 18 minus 10, I'll give you 23.75. Are you certain that's the right math on that? Come in. You are Officer Fred? -Yes. -Have a seat, please. All right, Fred. We're going to administer several tests... ...and there will be no physical discomfort involved. lf this is about the speech I gave to the-- What this is about stems from a recent departmental survey... ...showing that undercover agents have been admitted... ...to neural-aphasia clinics during the last month. You're conscious of the high factor of addictiveness of Substance D? Of course I am. Of course, these tests in no way pertain... ...to the addictive properties of Substance D, but to... . Well, let's start with the set-ground test first. Within the apparently meaningless lines is an object that we would all recognize. You are to tell me what that object is and point to it in the total field. In many of ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Даурия / Dauria на английском - текст Чебурашка и Крокодил Гена на английском - текст Королество кривых зеркал на английском - текст Иван Васильевич меняет профессию на английском - текст Новый Гулливер на английском |