me?
It's so romantic.
- So spontaneous!
- Good.
- I can't wait.
- Good. Great.
And...
...as far as Giselle's concerned,
I'm just trying to help her.
- Nothing's...
- You know what?
If you say nothing happened,
nothing happened. I trust you.
- So tomorrow night, then.
- This is so unlike you.
... middle of Times Square with that bus
driver who was ambushed earlier today
It appears this odd little box
controls the magic mirror.
They were dressed
all freaky. Then this chipmunk...
I've always been in love with you.
Don't you have any self-respect?
I don't need self-respect.
I just need your lips against mine.
Wait, sire!
Go back! Go back! Please!
How could I love a man
who doesn't even like himself?
Get away from me, Jerry!
You disgust me!
I can't help my
feelings for you, Angela.
It's love that makes me
act this crazy.
This isn't love.
This is infatuation.
Shh, shh, shh.
Oh. Shh.
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
Sad little chipmunk.
Aw, deranged from exhaustion.
Aw. Maybe you'd like to snuggle
in a nice little nook
for the night, eh?
Night-night.
Sleep tight.
I think I need some air, sire.
I don't like them sad endings.
Sire.
Do you...
...like yourself?
What's not to like?
Where'd he go?
 When the moon hits your eye
 Like a big pizza pie...
Oh, yeah. Here.
Watch this.
Watch very carefully. I'm gonna
put it in this hand like that.
Oh, do it again! Show me!
That's wonderful.
- Show me again!
- All right. Last time.
There you go. There it is.
And look.
You're a wizard!
What?
- This is a very nice place.
- Yeah.
- And we're eating dinner?
- Yeah.
- This is a date.
- Yeah.
No! No! No, no. We're just...
We're just friends.
Besides, people don't usually
bring their children on dates.
That's too bad.
Morgan's a lovely girl.
She's very kind and very sweet.
Yeah. She's great.
- What?
- Does she miss her terribly?
- Miss who?
- Her mother.
Um...
- Well, we just...
- What?
- We don't talk about it.
- Oh.
I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to pry.
No, no. It's OK.
It's just...
I don't talk about it...
to Morgan or to anybody.
- Because it was very sad?
- Not at first.
- You were in love.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- That was the problem.
- How could that be a problem?
Because love... The lovey-dovey
version that you talk about?
It's fantasy.
And one day,
you have to wake up and...
...you're in the real world.
- What made you wake up?
Well...
...she left.
- I'm so sorry for you both.
- It's OK.
I'm a big boy.
I can handle it.
It's her I worry about, though.
I know she's shy. I know she
doesn't have very many friends.
I just want her to be strong,
you know?
To be able to face
the world for what it is.
That's why I don't
encourage the fairy tales.
I don't want to set her up
to believe in this
"dreams come true" nonsense.
But dreams do come true.
And maybe something
wonderful will happen.
Yeah, well, I forgot
who I was talking to.
Well, I hope you don't forget.
I like talking to you.
For the nice lady.
From a secret admirer.
How come people keep
giving you free stuff?
- What is it?
- It's an apple martini, miss.
Apple mar... Ooh!
It looks yummy.
Be careful. It's poisonous.
- You're joking.
- Yeah.
They'll creep up on you.
I'd be careful.
- Well, I'll just have one sip.
- A sip is all it takes.
Oh.
- Hi-yah!
- Oh!
You miserable...
There's a rodent on the table!
Can we get some help here?
He's telling me something!
Pip, you're here! Oh!
- It's chewing off her face!
- A chipmunk!
That thing's loaded with disease.
Edward is here!
- Edward is here!
- I'll save you, miss!
Oh, my! Pip?
- Okey-dokey.
- Duck!
Let me see your face.
I'm fine!
Pip wouldn't scratch me! No!
- Where's Pip? Where is he?
- The pizza's breathing!
Oh! Pip!
Oh, no.
Pip.
What's wrong? Are you OK?
Oh,