here in the hills,
it seems so un-American.
We won't stay forever.
When the shit hits the fan,
pardon me, we'll come take over.
Now you can't get any more American
than that, can you?
See that attachй case that man has?
In that case are Wes' plans
for the restructuring of society.
Boy. Think about that.
A whole new society.
We'll be part of it.
- It makes your sphincter tingle.
- Sphincter tingle?
- Those words didn't come to mind.
- Let's tell Wes.
- Wait...
- We gotta...
...so everyone can prepare.
It'll be a homecoming.
- We'll make something special.
- Maybe we shouldn't.
Maybe we should keep this between us.
You know, mano a mano?
- Wes will want a mano in there too.
- That will spoil it.
- That's how John Wayne would do it.
- Damn straight.
Fucking-A. Pardon me.
Let's go meet Wes now.
I think we'll do that...
...but let's go see Wes now.
- I'll tell you what.
We get up early tomorrow,
meet Wes, maybe take a walk...
...then we finish Jack off
and grab dinner.
- Make a day of it.
- Yes.
Fantastic.
Does this make you realize
that men have nipples too?
- Wes said other things...
- Nipples?
Hello, Jack. How have you been?
Sure, we can talk. Talk this!
I admire a man who can
go one on one with me, because...
Oh, you cheat! Oh, my leg!
Too bad you're wearing a Teflon vest.
I guess you got me. Not really!
Now for the mercy kill.
Ciao, baby.
- Hey.
- Pardon me?
- Let's get out of here. Let's pack.
- Hey, pack this.
You're gonna force me to do
something I didn't wanna do.
What's that, old man?
- I'm a master of hand-to-hand combat.
- Oh, well...
Sorry, now you're packed.
Quick. Let's get him out of sight.
Faster, Wiley, faster!
Knock it off.
- Hi.
- Don around?
- He's out.
- Totally.
- Friend of his?
- Yes, I'm Sonny Paluso.
This is my daughter.
- Such lovely skin.
- Her skin is only 16 years old.
I've some business with Don.
I'll see him at class.
- We won't be here.
- Candice and I won't.
We dropped by for today.
We're going to the Big Cesspool.
I'm afraid not. I've closed the area.
No way in or out till dawn.
- Good. We'll sleep well knowing that.
- Doreen.
- Have a nice night.
- Thank you. You too.
Here, Lucky, here, boy. Mush!
WXIW weather.
Intermittent snow flurries.
Okay. Now, let's do it once more.
What are you gonna say to Jack
when he comes?
I'm gonna say:
"I go along with the deal".
And then I say,
"What happened before...
...is between him and the police".
That's nice.
Then I'll say, " I'm sorry...
...but I have to blow a hole
in your skeevy heart".
"Skeevy heart"?
Yeah.
- An expression you learned from Wes?
- Yes.
Wes says meet an attack
with a vicious counterattack.
If I don't get sleep,
I won't be vicious.
And to you Wes is a god?
No. Just an ordinary man.
Ahead of his time, but just a man.
- Wes is an asshole.
- Blasphemy!
You'll smoke a turd in hell
for that!
Wes says your gun is your friend.
- Yes, I love my gun.
- Well, here is your gun.
Show me how you'll use it
when Jack gets here.
Give it to me.
Maybe you'd like to use
your friend, the knife.
Shit!
Perhaps when Jack comes in you'd
prefer to make him pancakes.
No! No!
Yes.
This is a lot like how
I gave up smoking.
Let's go through it once more.
What will you say when Jack comes?
Hi, Jack. Want some pancakes?
Come on. I'll put the thing on.
Come on.
There we go.
Yes, today we go to victory.
Here we go.
Here we are.
Sorry.
You do well,
you'll be leader of the pack.
Industry is dead!
Bread lines are forming!
America is bankrupt!
The future is anarchy!
Be alert!
The have-nots will soon
be coming after those...
...smart enough to prepare
for the inevitable end.
Looting may occur any day or night!
So use your eyes, and your ears!
Move out! Move out!
Was Donald signed up
for the looter course?
He paid the fee.
I love the smell
of malamute in the morning!
He chewed through the ropes.
He's more