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THIS.
- GREAT.
THANKS A LOT FOR THE RIDE, LES.
YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
( growls )
HOW COULD YOU DO IT, LES?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I MEAN...
NOT ONLY DID YOU BREAK
YOUR EXPLICIT PROMISE TO ME,
BUT YOU USED UP YOUR LAST FAVOR.
I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW WHERE
THIS LEAVES YOU, DON'T YOU?
- NOT IN GOOD SHAPE?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
LOOK, DAD, JUST LET ME
EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, OKAY?
SHE TOLD ME SHE LIVED THREE HOUSES DOWN.
I THOUGHT I WAS TAKING HER HOME.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH?
TELL MERCEDES LANE THE TRUTH,
- THAT LES ANDERSON DOESN'T HAVE A LICENSE?
- YES.
AND RISK HER HAVING A HEART
ATTACK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT ME?
Mr. Anderson: HER? HER
HAVING A HEART ATTACK?
LOOK, DAD, PLEASE PUT
YOURSELF IN MY SHOES.
LOOK, YOU'RE UPSETTING YOUR MOTHER.
SHE'S PREGNANT, YOU KNOW?
Dean: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU GET CAUGHT
DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE?
THEY MAKE YOU WAIT TWO YEARS
BEFORE YOU CAN TAKE THE TEST AGAIN.
THAT'S 24 MONTHS. THAT'S
AN AWFUL LOT OF BUS RIDES.
RELAX, DEANO. I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT.
AND YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE
EXACT SAME THING THAT I DID.
NOW, DID YOU GUYS COME OVER HERE
TO ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS, OR WHAT?
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE:
"HOW CAN YOU IDENTIFY A BLIND PEDESTRIAN
TO WHOM YOU MUST YIELD
THE RIGHT OF WAY?"
THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU JUST MOVED
HERE FROM BEDROCK OR SOMETHING.
YOU'VE BEEN A PASSENGER
IN A CAR ALL YOUR LIFE.
-( classical music plays )
- AND WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
NATALIE!
HEY, NATALIE, I WAS WONDERING,
IF YOU'RE DRIVING 55 MILES PER HOUR
AND YOU COLLIDE WITH A RUNAWAY TRAIN,
WOULD IT MAKE
ANYIMPROVEMENTS ON YOUR FACE?
- ( Dean laughs )
- ( burps )
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAM
TOMORROW, EINSTEIN!
GOOD AFTERNOON, CHILDREN!
IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES, YOU
WILL BE GIVEN 30 QUESTIONS.
ANYTHING OVER FIVE MISTAKES
WILL BE CONSIDERED A FAILING GRADE.
WE'LL BEGIN AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL.
-( bell rings )
- BEGIN.
Recording: Welcome to the Department
of Motor Vehicles driver's test.
Press start to begin.
Question one: What should you do
if you miss your exit
from an expressway?
A: Jam on the breaks and back up;
B: Make a quick U-turn.
C: Go on to the next one. Correct.
- HA!
-Question two:
Which is usually the
smoothest lane of traffic?
WHY DON'T THEY JUST GIVE LICENSES AWAY?
-Incorrect.
- WHAT?
Question three: You must
look for bicycle riders
in the same lanes used by
motor vehicles, because they...
A: Must ride facing oncoming traffic;
B: Are entitled to
share the road with you;
C: Always have the right of way.
Incorrect.
When driving through fog
or rain, it is advisable...
( overlapping questions )
...C: Stop.
Incorrect.
Warning, one more wrong and you fail!
FINISHED!
Question 26.
At 55 miles per hour you come
upon a large puddle of water.
Do you A: Pump the brakes;
B: Gently ease your
foot off the gas pedal;
C: Accelerate?
Incorrect. You have failed!
- DAMN!
- Student: OH MAN!
- Student Ј2: WHAT HAPPENED?
-I LOST MY SCREEN.
SOMEONE PULL THE PLUG OR SOMETHING?
MR. ANDERSON. MR. ANDERSON!
MR. ANDERSON. OH, MR. ANDERSON.
YOU CAN THANK YOUR SISTER FOR THIS ONE.
- I CAN?
- UH-HUH.
DUE TO A COMPUTER MALFUNCTION,
WE ARE UNABLE TO SEARCH
THE SYSTEM'S MEMORY
FOR YOUR TEST RESULTS.
HOWEVER, SINCE YOUR SISTER
RECEIVED A PERFECT SCORE,
WE ARE GOING TO PASS YOU
AND ALLOW YOU TO TAKE YOUR ROAD TEST.
I MEAN, HOW DIFFERENT CAN YOU
AND YOUR TWIN SISTER ACTUALLY BE?
( laughs )
- WHAT ABOUT ME?
- WAIT A MINUTE, STAND BACK.
DON'T CROWD ME. I'M A LIVING TIME BOMB
- OKAY.
- HI.
LAST NAME FIRST, FIRST NAME LAST.
ANDERSON. LES ANDERSON.
BUCKLE UP, SON! IT'S
THE REAL WORLD OUT HERE!
ANDERSON?
I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LONG,
HARD LOOK AT THIS CUP OF COFFEE.
I LOVE MY COFFEE.
IT'S PROBABLY THE ONE
THING I TRULY CHERISH
ON THIS GODFORSAKEN
MUDBALL CALLED EARTH.
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
IS THAT MOST EXAMINERS USE A CLIPBOARD.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM.
WHAT
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