tell me they can't take
him, that he bit someone last time.
Edward, do you bite?
How could you do such a thing?
I'm catching a plane.
I'm leaving for a week...
...and I don't have a souI to look
after him. I'm desperate, I tell you.
- Can't you leave home with your wife?
- No.
- You're not married?
- I am, but she's living elsewhere.
They don't allow pets.
I'm a divorcee myself.
I know what you're going through.
So will you keep him?
I guess, if you're desperate.
Fill this out. Your name and address
and when you'll be back.
Don't forget to put when you'll be back.
I'll most likely see you again
when you pick him up...
...if you put the time of day
to expect you.
My name is MurieI.
Is this place open evenings?
- Every evening but Sundays, till 8.
- Oh, good.
MurieI Pritchett.
In London, England, I recommend
the Underground...
...for everyone except those
afraid of heights...
...and even for them, if they will avoid
the following stations.
It's mystifying why all hotels
throughout the world choose only...
...the most abrasive fabrics
for their bedspreads.
London is among
the better foreign destinations...
...in the important category
of hotel plumbing.
The British have only mixed success
with American cuisine...
...but the traveller with persistence
can find a meal in London...
...not much different from a meal
in Cleveland.
Here you are, guvnor.
Just as sold at the Yankee Stadium.
Have a nice day.
- Can I help you?
- I'm here for my dog.
- Your last name?
- Leary.
Oh, just a minute.
Hi there. How was your trip?
Oh, it was...
Where's Edward? Is he all right?
Sure, he's all right.
We got on like a house afire.
Seems he took a shine to me.
I couldn't say why.
That's wonderfuI. So...
- ...could I have him back, please?
- Caroline will bring him.
- Maybe I could pay.
- Yes.
That will be $42.
Thank you.
Signature and phone.
I don't know if I mentioned before
that it so happens I train dogs.
Is that right?
- That home phone or your business?
- Both.
Why? What difference does it make?
I was just wondering.
My speciality is dogs that bite.
Specialty. Webster prefers specialty.
- That must be dangerous.
- Not for me. I can handle anything...
...dogs that haven't been treated right,
even split personality.
- Split personality?
- Your dog is nice to you but kills others.
- Come on.
- Not that he would bite me.
- He just fell in love with me.
- I'm glad to hear it.
I could train him
not to bite other people.
Think about it and give me a call.
MurieI, remember?
MurieI Pritchett.
Let me give you my card.
Oh, well, I'll bear that in mind.
Thank you very much.
Or just call for no reason. Call and talk.
- Talk?
- Sure.
Talk about Edward, his problems.
Talk about anything.
- Don't you ever get the urge to do that?
- Not really.
- Yeah?
- Dad?
Dad?
Ethan?
Where are you?
I'm at camp, Dad.
You never came to get me.
But we thought you were dead.
Why would you think that?
We have, coming up,
brand-new pieces of gold...
...brand-new Capodimonte
and two gorgeous rings.
Bob, guess what ring I have.
My mom's and my favourite...
...this is the beautiful
one-carat diamond swirl cluster ring.
Take a look at this ring.
It is gorgeous. I have the-
- Leary.
- Macon, it's Muriel.
- MurieI?
- Muriel Pritchett.
Oh, yes.
From the vet's, who got on so good
with your dog.
- Oh, right.
- I was just wondering how Edward was.
- Looks all right to me.
- No problems?
Well, he's developed this new symptom.
He gets angry when I leave the house.
He starts barking and showing his teeth.
He ought to be trained.
Tell you what, maybe I could just
come around and discuss it.
- I don't think-
- Or you could come to my place.
I'd fix you supper.
Macon, what do you say?
I think for now I'