- it is not an adjective,
I do not know what it is.
But if you said it to me tonight,
all this blackness would go away.
You and I would be connected
by a tunnel of light.
- What is the word, Chris?
- Yes.
Yes.
Yes, Chris.
Great, we did it.
C.D., we were great.
I think I am in love.
Oh God, I did it!
Ooh, C.D., are you all right?
Did you hurt yourself?
- Where am I?
- You are in Nelson.
Nelson? I am home.
They brought me home.
- What day is it?
- Friday. "Dallas" is on.
Friday? Then it took no time.
It did not exist in time.
Suddenly a spacecraft
landed right in front of me.
I have read about it.
Did it have lights?
Lights? You never saw so many lights.
It was like Broadway.
A creature with big suckers on his palms
came out, he walked like this.
He put his palms right in my face, -
- took me over to Roxanne's
to observe me.
At Roxanne's house?
This is bullshit; we will miss "Dallas".
Let us go.
- You think I am nuts.
- No.
They asked me about older women.
They wanted to have sex with them
here in Nelson.
They will start a colony of supermen who
will have sex with older women because:
"They really know what they are doing."
It has been so long.
Do you believe in these creatures -
- wanting to have sex with older women?
Let us go and check it out.
God, I was nervous last night.
Uncomfortable.
I did not say anything, I am too dumb -
- I mean, too smart for that.
What do you mean nervous?
How nervous?
- Just real nervous.
- Really nervous?
You mean so nervous you could not...
God, come on, it is embarrassing.
Look, I could not do it -
- the third time.
The moment we have all been waiting for.
Let Oktoberfest... begin!
You cannot get anything going here!
Is C.D. in?
I am catching a plane in 20 minutes.
- Why?
- I got a call from the university.
- I was right about the comet.
- Fantastic!
I wanted to tell you first.
Congratulations, that is great.
You are famous.
- Is Chris around?
- No, I have not seen him.
Maybe you can tell him where I am?
I will be gone for about a week.
Here is my address.
Ask him to write me.
Tell him to knock me over.
I was walking on air, now I am walking
on feathers, on pillows on air.
A beer?
- Draft?
- Yes, but I can just put on my sweater.
That is so funny. There are so many guys
in here with no sense of humour.
I think a sense of humour is important.
I think it is really important, too.
- A hand of low-ball for your drink.
- What is low-ball?
You try to get the worst hand.
Okay, a low-ball for a high-ball.
You are a riot.
You could be a dealer in Vegas.
I went to Tahoe with my girlfriend.
We will move there in 3 days.
They like young cocktail waitresses there;
you can make big money.
I heard one girl got a $1 0,000 tip
from a lucky gambler.
10 grand?
That would be nice.
When I get older I will move to Reno;
they like older cocktail waitresses.
It is only 60 miles away...
What have you got?
I have a nine, seven, five,
three and a deuce.
That is the worst hand I ever saw.
You win.
- Where are you from?
- Albuquerque.
A-l-b-u-q-u-e-r-q-u-e...
It is an old bar bet.
Do you know where I want to go?
San Fransisco.
I have been there.
It is great; I am really a 49ers fan
not so much the Giants...
The Redwoods, you should see them.
I would like to go there and just be.
I always take a meat sandwich with me.
It is great you have travelled.
You are interesting.
I try to be.
When you find somebody interesting, -
- you become interesting to that person.
- Are you seeing Roxanne?
- Kind of, but not...
I should quit talking to you,
she is a friend.
No, we can talk. It is no problem.
Next you will tell me about New York.
- I have been to New York.
- I was just kidding, you really have!
- My name is Chris.
- I know.
I am Sandy.
It is good to meet you.
You loved the little birds so much
you gave them this to perch on.
Thank you for the help, ladies...
- What is up?
- Nothing.