you alone at school,
but I got a month's detention.
Yeah, you're very big
in bathrooms, aren't you?
Cindy, Just hear me out. And
then I'll leave you alone. Okay?
Oh! You t... You demolished
me New Year's Eve.
But see... I realize you did me a
favor. You brought me back to reality.
All I ever wanted to
do was get close to you.
And then, when I Finally got
there, it wasn't me anymore.
Cindy... Oh, Cindy.
I was Just hoping we could
sort this out, you know?
The real me and the real you. That's all.
Okay.
- But not at 6:00 in the morning.
-Okay.
I'll come back at 11:00.
I'll be washing my
hair... out of the country.
That's my favorite one.
Tell your mom I'm sorry.
Is that right?
- Good Job.
- Really? Oh, my God!
- What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd
alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too.
Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way!
Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know
what I would have done without you. Really.
- No problem. J-Just, uh, take your
time and follow the steps. - Okay.
Kenneth Worm-man is trying to pull
a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us.
- He's probably trying to pay her off.
- Relax, man. He's harmless.
I'm sending him back to the minor leagues.
- Be cool, man.
- Hey, calm down.
Oh, man. He's gonna
make a fool of himself.
- Hey, what do you think you're doing over
here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math.
- No, bullshit. You're trying to pull
a Ronald Miller scam. - A what?
You better get back to
your own side, or I'm
gonna send you back to
Geeksville in a milk carton!
Would you guys do something?
- Oh, return of the living dread.
- Why don't you lay off?
- Why don't you go back where you belong,
hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth.
Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm!
Oh yeah? Well, don't
make me laugh, lawn boy.
Let go.
Now!
You broke your arm once before, remember?
You fell out of our tree
house. Kenneth picked you up...
and we carried you 12 blocks to the
hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.
We were all friends then, remember?
And now you want to end his life...
because he's talking to Patty
on your side of the cafeteria.
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know,
'cause that's where I wanted to be.
On your side, with your
crowd. But I messed up.
See, I tried to buy my way in.
But Kenneth... he's not
trying to buy anybody.
He's Just trying to make
friends. Being himself.
Cools, nerds, your side, my side.
Man, it's all bullshit. It's
Just tough enough to be yourself.
It's all right.
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
This should cover it.
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
Yeah, me too.
You ready?
Come on. Let's go.
- I gotta go, okay?
- Yeah.
- See ya.
- Bye-bye.
Hi, Ronnie.
- All right! Take a
chance! - Whoo-hoo!
Ronald!
Ronald!
- Go for it!
- Donald!
- Let's go.
- Yeah. Now, hang on.
Whoo!
Okay, let's get this deal
straight one last time.
Now, you can have Saturday nights,
but only if you ask me in advance.
Okay, I'm asking you in advance:
Will you go to the prom with me?
Not if you do that stupid dance.
- Okay, how about kissing?
- Yeah, it's important.
- Oh, it's a must.
- DeFinitely.
##Can't buy me love ##
##Love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ##
##If it makes you feel all right ##
##I'll get you anything my friend ##
##If it makes you feel all right ##
## 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##I'll give you all I've got to give ##
##If you say you'll love me too ##
##I may not have a lot to give ##
##But what I got I'll give to you ##
##I don't care too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##Everybody tells me so ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##No, no, no...no ##
##Say you don't need no diamond rings ##
##And I'll be satisfied ##
## Tell me that you want
the kind of things ##
## That money just can't buy ##
##I don't care too much for money ##
##Money can't buy me love ##
##Owwww ##