Actually, like, several
universes different.
But doesn't Sergei get tired
of following us around?
Actually, Sergei's my bodyguard.
So, you see,
between me and Sergei,
you'll always be safe.
Whoa!
How famous do you have to be
before you need a bodyguard?
Paolo, go! Go!
I-It's Miss Ungermeyer!
It's our bus!
- Go!
- I cannot.
Miss Ungermeyer, didn't we just
pass the Castel Sant'Angelo?
Yep. What about it?
I just noticed
it's not on our itinerary.
That is correct.
Well, s-shouldn't it be?
I-I mean,
it was a papal residence
and it does contain frescoes
from artists influenced
by the school of Raphael.
What are you up to, Gordon?
N-N-Nothing.
I-I just figure that,
while in Rome,
we should be exposed
to as much Renaissance,
Raphaelite work
typified by chiaroscuro
and Hellenic mythical imagery
as humanly possible.
Whew.
Ah, Gordon,
you are on the list,
and the list is not a place
you want to be.
What is this?
Only in Rome, huh?
You know how to move that, or
you want me to do it for you?
What are you looking at?
Want a piece of that,
a piece of the Ungermeyer?
Over there by that statue.
You see it?
Yeah.
That's where
the artist Caravaggio
had his opponent
burned at the stake.
Or was it the pope
who had Caravaggio burned
at the stake?
Either way,
this neighborhood was tough.
Paolo...
Si, carina?
Do you still love her?
Who? Isabella?
Si,
Of course I still love her.
But like a sister.
So, why did you break up?
It's, um, it's complicated.
- What?
Yes, we've been voted "best
pop duo of the year" again.
But I want to do
more serious music.
And when I told this
to lsabella,
she said flat-out "no."
I was forced to tell her,
"This is it.
This will be
our last CD together."
Did she totally freak out?
She totally freak out.
I feel awful about that,
but what about me?
I need to grow as an artist.
Yeah.
So, the other day
when I saw you,
I just - I don't know,
I had this crazy -
I just - I don't know.
W-What?
I had this crazy idea
that maybe you could help me.
Come on. How crazy could it be?
Just tell me.
No, I can't.
It's too - It's too...
- Please.
- Okay.
Isabella and I are supposed to
present an award together
at the International
Music Video Awards.
Cool!
I-I mean, cool for
regular people like me,
but for you,
I guess it's like work.
No, no, no.
It's cool for me, too.
You get all kinds
of free stuff.
But now because lsabella's
so mad at me,
she's refusing to appear.
The record company's threatening
to sue if she doesn't show up.
What about you?
For me is no problem.
I write the music.
I don't know
where it comes from.
It just comes from me.
La la la la
See?
So I can go solo.
But lsabella...
She needs the help to sing.
You mean lsabella lip-synchs?
Please, please!
Promise me you
will speak of this to no one.
Imagine what would happen
to lsabella's career.
Oh, that's so sweet.
You still care about her.
You're definitely
broken up, right?
Si,
So, when I saw you yesterday
and how people thought
you were lsabella,
I got my crazy idea
that maybe you could pretend
to be lsabella
and present the award
with me onstage.
Present an award?
O-Onstage?
In front of an audience?
I-I-I'm really not good
in front of crowds.
I could never do that.
Of course you can do it.
You are magnifico.
I don't know ltalian,
but I know what that means.
I don't know, Paolo.
I...
Don't worry, carina,
I could never ask you to do
this crazy thing.
No. You know what?
You don't have to ask.
If this is gonna help
you and lsabella, then...
...I'll do it.
Grazie!
Prego!
Head check!
Gordo. Gordo.
You, Lizzie McGuire,
are actually presenting an award
at the lMVAs with Paolo?
No. Me lsabella with Paolo.
- What?
- It's a long story.
I'm doing it because
lsabella won't.
You're gonna get up onstage
in front of all these people?
That's the great thing.
It's not gonna be me.
It's Paolo's idea
to help lsabella