commitment as Margaret Chan would, even though you're no Margaret Chan. [ "Pomp and Circumstance" plays ] You're no Margaret Chan. You're no Margaret Chan. You're no Margaret Chan. Run! [ Music stops ] Ladies and gentlemen, uh, Lizzie McGuire. [ Breathes deeply ] [ Squeaking ] [ Exhales sharply ] [ Feedback ] Um... U-Uh, Margaret Chan couldn't make it tonight, so I'm going -- I'm going to be filling in for her. Not that any of us could really do that, but, um, anyway... Honey, I'm losing the feeling in my knuckles. I think that we can all agree that junior high is filled with embarrassing and awkward and sometimes just downright humiliating moments, right? Uh... Oh! [ Chuckles ] Me neither. It is so sad. [ Gulps ] Wow. It's like watching one of those animals get killed on the Discovery Channel. [ Exhales sharply ] I-I think Margaret Chan would want me to have some water right now. Uhh! Oh! [ Curtain tearing ] [ Camera shutters clicking ] Play something! Do something! [ Several instruments playing "Pomp and Circumstance" ] Yes! Ha ha ha! Come on! Mom! Dad! I've got to get out of the country! I know you're still upset, but it wasn't that bad. Oh, really, Mom? Was your junior-high graduation on "Good Morning America"? What creep would send Diane Sawyer a video to embarrass you like that? [ Chuckles ] Oh. [ Whistle blowing ] -[ Tires screech ] -Ugh! What is that? That is Miss Ungermeyer. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey! She's gonna be our principal for the next four years. If you stay on her good side, it's a one-way ticket to an lvy League school. What if you're on her bad side? Excuse me! I need to mop up some puke. Well, you... You wind up as that guy? No. You end up working for that guy. Can you make sure there are no garlic or soy products in anything Brittany puts near her mouth? Miss Ungermeyer, Luke has tennis elbow. Could somebody carry his luggage? My son has asthma, and he must have his puffer. Brittany, she's got allergies. [ Feedback ] Attention, parents... shut your pie holes. I'm on a mission here to drag your progeny to 31 historically significant Roman landmarks in two weeks. Now, when these back-talking miscreants return to you, they will have dipped their toes in a lake of culture, before assuming their destiny folding shirts at the outlet mall. Many -- actually, most -- of your classmates opted for the 36-hour bus ride to the Water-slide Wonderland. Whoo! [ Laughs ] But you... you, who are not mouth-breathing trailer trash, you will get to experience the delights of la citta eterna! Hmm-hmm. Rome. The eternal city. Did no one read the info packets? [ Sighs ] Watch and learn. [ Sighs ] Um, Miss Ungermeyer, I just wanted to let you know I'm really looking forward to this exciting and academically enriching trip. What's your name? David Gordon. -David Gordon. -Mm-hmm. I think, in ltalian, that means a sneaky brownnoser with a hidden agenda, huh? [ Mockingly ] Uh, uh. Yeah! Come on, check those bags! I want to see that junk in the trunk and a seat looking neat. [ Woman speaking indistinctly on P.A. system ] Okay. [ Sighs ] [ Gasps ] Mom... Okay, it's only two weeks, Mom. -Honey, she's got to go. -Two weeks. [ Groans ] -Bye, sweetie. -Bye. -Safe trip, huh? -Okay. [ Sniffling ] [ Sniffling ] Sweetheart... -Okay? -Mm-hmm. WOMAN ON P.A.: Flight 72 to Rome. Final boarding, Flight 72 to Rome. Hey! We're going to the land where they invented spaghetti! Ah heh. Yeah, and the best part is Kate and all the little teeth-whitening friends who'd be ragging on me for messing up graduation went to Water-slide Wonderland. How many Lizzies does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation. [ Gasps ] [ Sighs ] [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] Hey. Zip it. [ Camera shutter clicks ] Whoa! Whoa! [ Sniffs ] [ Man singing in ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Майами Блюз на английском - текст Золотой телёнок на английском - текст Урга на английском - текст Отряд Дельта на английском - текст Место встречи изменить нельзя на английском |