not? - I don't know! What's she hiding? I don't know. I'll bet it's Richard. Why would she keep Richard in here? Off the top of my head... ...maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the "cake," Richard being the "too." - Or... - And here we go. I saw a movie where there was a door. Nobody knew what was behind it. When they finally got it open, millions of bugs came pouring out... ...and they feasted on human flesh! It wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! Stupid closet full of bugs! Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don't... When my sisters were pregnant... ...they got weird feelings and it was always nothing. - Really? - Absolutely. But we'll stop by the hospital just to be sure. I'll page Ross. Rach, look at me. Everything's fine. Trust me. Take my hand. Here we go. Crushing bones! Good thing we're going to a hospital. - So? - She's fine. She had Braxton Hicks contractions. Mild discomfort in the uterine wall. Mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies? - Everything's normal? - Yes. - There's no danger? - No. Contractions can be unnerving, but she's fine. Thank you, doctor. And thank you for being nice and calm. I wasn't calm! I've never been more scared in my life. - You said everything was okay. - What do I know? I'm not a doctor. - But everything is okay. I'm fine. - You sure? Yes. I got half a mind to contract that doctor's uterus. Mild discomfort! What's he talking about? - Is everything okay? - Yes. Your page said, "Come to the hospital. " What happened? Something called Braxton Hicks contraction. That's no big deal. Most women don't feel them. No uterus, no opinion. What's with the candy? I was at the concession stand at the movies. - You went to the movies by yourself? - Mona! - I gotta go back in there. - What's wrong? - I just gotta... - No, really, tell me. What's up? Look, I forgot my underwear. Thanks for bringing her to the hospital. Don't worry about it. No big deal. But still, it should have been me. I'm the dad. - Here's information on Braxton Hicks. - Thanks. You did the right thing by bringing her in. You'll make a wonderful father. Hey, not as good as this guy. He brought Twizzlers. - There has got to be a way. - Easy there, Captain Kirk. - Do you have a bobby pin? - Yeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not a 9-year-old girl. Then why do you throw like one? - Maybe Monica has a bobby pin. - Oh, sure, "Monica." So how's the inappropriate crush on Rachel coming? Really good. I should be ready to kill myself any day now. Well, you sure found that quick. I wish I didn't feel this way about Rachel. I wish things could be normal. I love living with her, and helping out with the baby is amazing. But now I think Ross feels left out. When I took Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. You should have seen the look on Ross' face. I have no idea what I'm doing. For all I know, I'm locking it more. - You try opening it with a credit card? - That's a good idea. So Ross is kind of bummed, huh? - I feel terrible. - It's not your fault. What are you gonna do, not take her? You're doing nothing wrong. Except for harboring love for the woman carrying his baby. Richard, if you're in there, could you pass me my credit card? I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good. No, I got that. - Can we make it a weekly appointment? - Okay. You should know though, I've raised my rates to $200 an hour. - Okay. - I mean 500. - What? - 600. What's going on? You make sex noises when you get massaged. It freaked me out. After a while, I tried to hurt you. It spurred you on. You're crazy. There's nothing sexual about the noises I make. There's nothing sexual about this? Oh, God! What are you looking at? I mean, hi. This is embarrassing. I'm never getting a massage again. Don't let this stop you from ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Стиратель на английском - текст Мутанты Икс - Сезон 2 на английском - текст Майами Блюз на английском - текст Университет то я окончил... на английском - текст Доказательство смерти на английском |