pretty.
What are you doing, Gert?
Dancing on your feet
like the other girls.
Okay. Hop on, Gert.
- Why aren't you moving your feet?
- I'm trying.
You're not going fast enough.
Maybe I should stand on your feet!
Did you happen to catch my toast?
- Was that for my benefit?
- There was something for everyone.
- I know you're casting for a show.
- I don't think you're right for it.
You're wrong.
Whatever it is, I can do it.
- Try me.
- It's an all-Chinese cast.
Can you be Chinese?
- I'm not proud of this, but...
- No, please!
- Want to go back to the dance floor?
- Did it turn into sand?
- Come on, you'll be fine.
- No, I won't.
Know why I took all those lessons?
I didn't want you to be embarrassed
to be seen with some clumsy idiot.
You could never embarrass me.
Okay, you could easily do that.
But it doesn't matter.
I married you.
So I'm gonna dance with my husband.
Just try not to move your feet at all.
There you go.
I'm gonna have you arrested.
You stole my moves.
- How much longer?
- Thirty seconds.
Did I miss it?
Rachel, I want you to know...
...that if it's positive, we...
- I know.
- You do? Okay.
It's time.
No!
- Go ahead, Rach.
- I can't look at it.
Somebody tell me.
It's negative.
- What?
- It's negative.
Well, there you go.
That's really great, great news.
Because the whole...
...not being ready,
the financial aspects, all that...
This is just the way
it was supposed to be.
Well then, great.
This is so stupid.
How can I be upset
over something I never had?
- It's negative?
- No, it's positive.
- What?
- It's not negative, it's positive.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I lied before.
- Now you know how you really feel.
- That's a risky little game.
Are you really gonna do this?
I'm gonna have a baby.
I'm gonna have a baby!
- With who?
- No, it's still not the time.
I just didn't see
the fast song coming.
Don't try to talk. We'll get you
up to your room, soak your feet.
That's so sweet!
There's so few
genuinely nice guys out there.
I feel like I'm holding down
the fort all alone.
- It's Joey, right?
- Yeah.
Wait a minute! I'm the nice one!
I danced with the kids all night.
How small are your feet?
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[ENGLISH]Listen, I don't care
what the computer says.
We didn't take a bag
of Meshugga Nuts.
And we did not watch
Dr. Do- Me- A- Little.
- Were you in our room last night?
- No.
I was told the movie's name
wouldn't appear on the bill.
- Checking out of the bridal suite.
- Right, I'm no longer a bride.
I'll never be a bride again.
Now I'm just someone's wife.
And I'm the happiest guy
in the world.
- We have so much to look forward to.
- Yeah, right.
- The honeymoon.
- That's not till Thursday.
- Wedding pictures.
- It takes weeks.
- Not the disposable cameras.
- I knew I married you for a reason!
I'll go get them developed,
and you can go home.
- What did you take a picture of?
- Nothing. It was something.
Ross has the cameras.
Is he checked out yet?
Are you joking?
Checkout is not till noon.
- And he has a good 11 minutes left.
- So?
He never checks out a minute
before he has to.
Once we got a late checkout, he got
so excited, it was our best sex ever.
Until he screamed out "Radisson"
at the end.
Okay, I'll get Ross, get the cameras
and get them developed.
Thirty-two, Joe. You're 32!
- Here's your bill.
- Thanks.
Champagne, strawberries...
Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler
ordered porn on our wedding night.
Yeah, that's sad.
Meshugga Nut?
The One with the Red Sweater
Soaps, shampoos.
Are you really taking all this?
- Why not? It's included in the price.
- Yeah, but you don't need...
- What is this?
- Thread.
Score!
Where are the disposable cameras?
- What cameras?
- Last night I asked you to take them.
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, before we cut the cake, I said...
Yeah, you asked me for a favor. Then
my Uncle Murray gave you a check.
Then you said, "Why is it