Thank you, you're great.
- You know what?
- What?
I feel great.
In fact... .
What?
It's just... It took me so long
to get that desk organized.
I'm sorry.
There it is.
What is going on?
We're waiting for the candy.
Bring out the candy!
Yeah, lady, give us candy.
Joey!
- What's up, buddy?
- What are you doing?
Waiting to get candy.
Get in here.
Hey, and you cannot smoke in here.
Merry Christmas.
The candy is coming! I need
another 15 minutes for it to cool.
All right, everybody, just be quiet.
Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down!
What is the matter with you people?
This woman was trying to do a nice
thing for you.
She was making candy
so she could get to know all of you...
...and I'll bet that not one of you
can tell me her name.
Am I right?
Candy Lady?
No, not "Candy Lady. "
If we know it, can we have candy?
All right, you know what?
Forget it, you've ruined it.
Go home. You've ruined it.
That's all wrong! You guys
ruined everything. You ruined it!
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Did you smoke?
No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke
directly into my mouth.
Are you okay?
Fine, but it was
really scary for a while.
Someone slipped a threatening
note under the door!
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
Mob mentality or whatever.
I can't believe it. I did it.
I rode a bike!
I never thought I'd be able
to do that. Thank you.
Oh, hey, don't thank me.
Thank yourself.
You're the one who faced your fears
and ultimately overcame them.
Don't be so corny, Ross.
It's not an After School Special.Bye-bye.
I just got reservations
at Michelle's...
...and tickets to The Music Man
to celebrate...
...our first holiday
as a betrothed couple.
- "Betrothed. "
- Betrothed couple.
Pheebs?
Skull?
Yeah, it's my mom's.
Oh, my God!
No, no, no. It's not my mom.
It belonged to my mom.
She used to put it out
every Christmas...
...to remind us that even though
it's Christmas, people still die.
And you can put candy in it.
Licorice?
Sure.
- I get Ben for the holidays this year.
- That's great!
- Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
- Nope.
I know Susan does every year.
I want to take this year
to teach him about Hanukkah.
And maybe I could teach Ben...
...about the Christmas skull
and how people die.
You may need to use this year
to teach Ben about Phoebe.
- Did you know he was in there?
- No.
- How long have we been home?
- About half an hour.
Lovely.
The One With The Holiday Armadillo
English Subtitles by
SDI Media Group
You know what I was thinking?
When we get married, will you...
...change your name to "Bing"?
No.
Why not?
Bing's weird.
Oh, hey, you guys.
My landlord just called.
My apartment's gonna be ready soon.
I guess I'll be moving out.
Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.
Yes, you will be very sad.
- I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.
- You'll be living together again?
- Why not?
- She's having so much fun with Joey...
...I assumed she'd still
be living with him.
Why do you think
she's having so much fun?
No reason, except she...
...told me.
She said she didn't want
to live with me?
No. No, she didn't say that.
I think you should talk to Monica now.
Phoebe, I'm sure
she wants to live with you.
You're absolutely sure?
No, but I'll bet she probably does.
Oh, probably?
I don't like that word.
I know what "probably" really means.
Yeah, yeah.
"Oh, your mom
probably won't kill herself. "
I'm sorry,
but I'm not hanging my hopes...
...of Rachel and I living together
on "probably. "
You gotta take care of yourself
in this world.
History teaches us nothing.
Bing doesn't seem so weird now,
does it?
You're home.
Guess what Phoebe got me
for Christmas?
- Drums?
- No, drums!
Could we get
two burritos to go, please?
I'm sorry. But not that sorry,
you don't have to live with it.
We have a reservation under Bing.
Okay, we'll have a table for you
in about 45 minutes.
We have tickets
to The Music Man at 8.
I'm sorry.