on parole.
- In a Mercedes?
How come these losers
never live on the ground floor?
- Ow. Snake, man, my foot!
- What do you want?
- Let's begin with my foot.
- Here's the situation. I have this gun here.
I'm gonna take the gun out, and
I'm gonna shoot a lot of holes in the door.
If you are standing in front
of the door, what can I tell you?
Some of those holes are gonna be in you.
You catching my drift, Snake?
- You got nothin' on me.
- Assaulting an officer's foot?
We heard you were back.
We came to renew your pusher's licence.
Not me. I'm clean as a baby's ass.
I've been born again.
- Right. What's in the briefcase, Snake?
- Nothin'. Just stuff.
- Stuff? That's clever.
- Yeah. Personal shit.
Personal? Like what?
Your memoirs? Your prom pictures?
- The first one. My memories.
- Could you be dumber?
Can we take a look inside?
- You got a search warrant?
- We can get one.
You wanna be uncomfortable
all that time?
And we're talkin' real uncomfortable.
Holy shit.
Ain't no law against havin' money.
Snake, now I want you to level with us.
Is it possible you're dealing again?
(both) Nah!
Snake, we gotta take the place apart.
You understand?
Go ahead. See if I care.
- There's $50,000 here.
- You know what I could do with $50,000?
I told you I was clean.
You wouldn't be prosecutin' me...
...if I wore silk suits and lived
on the Gold Coast. This is harassment.
How'd you get the name Snake?
What, you got a long wee-wee?
Sorry, man, but we gotta bust you.
- You ain't got no reason to bust me.
- We got 50,000 reasons.
Right. But you ain't got no crime.
I will be back.
Yo! Hey!
Yo. Hey. Yo!
Can I have your attention, please?
- This is a neighbourhood watch area.
- What's he doin'?
- Rich people make him crazy.
- There's a guy up here named Snake.
He's wearin' garage-sale clothes and
the top of his hair looks like a parakeet.
He also has $50,000
in small bills in a briefcase.
As his neighbours, you must make sure
there are no suspicious characters...
...or evil perpetrators lurkin' in the area
who would seek to do him harm.
Again, $50,000 in small bills. Tax free!
In a briefcase, in this apartment,
which has really cheeseball locks.
You can push in, bop him on the head,
take it... Nobody'll know.
So it's up to you.
Thanks a lot. Have a good day.
- Well said.
- You can't do that.
Yes, he can. What he can't do is undo it.
So, good luck at your chosen profession.
Yeah. Keep in touch, man.
Don't be a stranger.
Wait. Wait!
- You can't leave me here now.
- Sorry, Snake, but you're clean.
- You gotta arrest my ass.
- For what?
Thanks very much.
- Mr Hughes.
- Come on, man, come on. It's cold here.
Relax, Snake.
Mm-mm.
Saw Gonzales in a Mercedes.
Who's he workin' for?
Julio don't work for nobody.
His boss had an accident.
He fell on a knife four times.
- Those things do happen.
- It's a jungle out there.
Listen, you dimball, we got $50,000. Think
Gonzales was buyin' Savings Bonds?
Yeah, right. Yeah. Buy American.
Support your country. Shit like that.
- Could he be, maybe, importing cocaine?
- No, no, no. That would be illegal.
Hey. I got the right
to remain silent. Listen to this.
I hate the fact that Gonzales has
a Mercedes and we're in this tub of crap.
Yeah, it does lack a certain style.
- You know what?
- What?
Why don't we go to where Gonzales
lives and find out where he shops?
If he can afford a Mercedes,
maybe we can too.
But, now, where
are we gonna find $50,000?
I don't know.
If I were Gonzales, this is not
where I would park my Mercedes.
- How you doin'?
- All right. Where's the fire?
There is no fire. A jumper hit the sidewalk.
They hate cops here, so they call us.
I don't know why
they can't call Chicken Delight.
All right. I love fires.
Yeah?
Hey, man. What are you doin'?
I'll take this so you don't
make any bad investments.
That's my money! Hey, you!
Hey, man! You be careful with that!
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