such a fool.
Fool or no fool,
but she's studying at Harvard.
Dad, you also studied at Harvard.
Say something in English?
Alright...
"Not in war, make love."
If you don't know what to do, go make love.
Dad, you have only one thing on your mind!
That translation is incorrect.
Incorrect, but to the point.
Anyways, at your age
it's time to become interested in beauty.
Didn't you notice how
she was looking at you?
Didn't you notice her
big beautiful hands?
What were you looking at altogether?
She's had a cannon missile
go through her head!
Maybe she is a bit shell-shocked.
But what a cutie!
Go to bed! Tomorrow morning
you have a meeting with the Swedish princess.
I'm tired of all these princesses!
- I see, you're tired!
- Yes, I'm tired!
- I'll marry you off!
- And I'll divorce!
- I'll marry you again!
- And I'll divorce again!
- And I'll marry you again!
- And I'll divorce again!
What a child!
My babies, you may enter.
Now the King has gone to bed.
Time for me go too.
A little shower.
Quick! Five minutes to get ready!
Look at you lying around,
while other people are up and working.
Who are you after that, Zolushka?
The very worst creature ever!
Assignment number 98:
Go to the cemetery at night,
collect all the yellow leaves,
bring them home and
make an artistic display.
Assignment number 100:
Mom, how do you write the letter 100?
Write it with an "O."
Once you get married, all this will be irrelevant.
So what are you jumping around for?
You're not at a ball.
- Have you completed all the work?
- Yes.
Oh, then a prize awaits you.
A new list of work to be done in the night!
Stop!
Turn around!
Stand straight!
Hands out of pockets!
You see, Zolushka...
I really care for you.
Beacause a real good girl
must be...
kind, smart...
beautiful...
honest, gentle...
even tempered...
and even tempered,
like me.
Okay?
And remember, Zolushka,
you're not living in a fairy tale!
What is a smart woman to do with herself?
No one here understands me.
My good deeds and acheivements
go unnoticed.
I am gifted at all levels.
But not fully appreciated.
If it wasn't for the circumstances,
I could be leading armies into battle.
If it wasn't for the circumstances,
I'd get a dog instead of a husband.
And in so many ways
I am actually perfection.
But my medals and titles
will find me.
No doubts about that.
And all my dreams will
line up in a row in front of me.
Admirers of all types...
will fall to my feet once again.
The more I get to know people,
the more I love myself!
Myself!
Myself!
What is a smart woman to do with herself?
No one here understands me.
My good deeds and acheivements
go unnoticed.
And in so many ways,
I am actually perfection.
But my medals and titles
will find me.
No doubts about it.
And all my dreams will
line up in a row in front of me.
Admirers of all types...
will fall to my feet once again.
The more I get to know people,
the more I love myself!
The more I get to know people,
the more I love myself!
Love myself!
Love myself!
I love myself.
I love myself.
So, Zolushka...
listening to music are we?
And who's going to do the work?
Charles Perrault?
Forgive me, Princess,
but I believe it's "check" for you.
Where did you learn to
play chess so well, Prince?
I never studied it. It's just that
you're playing much worse than me.
I'm tired of your chess, Prince.
How else can I entertain you, Princess?
Well, please, do think of something.
Should I tell you a joke?
Nope. Try again.
Would you like me to recite you a poem?
Since you don't have any other offers,
let's go with the poem.
Hello, there!
Are you bothered by
something, Your Majesty?
As if you didn't know, Doctor.
Why do you always respond
to a