said everything would turn out alright.
And so we're, shit, sitting with you here like two fools, you understand?
Don't want to guzzle, don't want to sleep...
I fucking want to drink.
Some kind if piss dripping there. Have you tried to drink that water?
I don't want a thing.
Only when i remember something nice, my mood gets better.
Your damn memories....
I remember one thing there or...how this...well...i recall lot of things.
At first i carried bricks.
And there...there just...
you know, when i recall something good...how i screwed woman for the first time.
In my village.
And how was it?
Fuck. If i tell you now, you'll have a boner, and then we'll be...shit, doing...
Who will have a boner? You?
Won't you have a boner?
Should i get a hard-on from your stories?
We sit there together...
Oh, go on, tell.
Well, i drank three "sevens", a bottle, with some dummy...
and then we fucked.
Fucking story, i have such a boner...now i'll be fucking walls.
You just screwed and that's all?
That was a quicki, we fucked only ten minutes
and then i cummed,
there was much cum...when i simply fucked...
That's a fucking story you have there!
Oh, well, now you'll be laughing all the time...
I won't. Tell how you fucked...
Then i remember Berday...there's sea, kinda Black Sea, Azov Sea maybe,
i don't remember anything.
There i shitted. I went naked in the sea and shitted.
I was also drunk. Again three "sevens". Always three "sevens", you understand?
Yeah, i fucked one time, that was fucking good...
I know, chicks like guys like you.
I, too, wanted to be tough, i went....mother then believed in me,
she took me to boxing.
When they fucking hit me, imagine...mommy, that's the end of that, i'm sorry.
Father then hit me some more at home.
Try to hit me.
You're dextrous.
Go on.
Wait a moment.
Well?
Fucking nothing.
Now it will be ??? Well, how was it?
I don't give a shit.
Look, i'll do like this with my hands...well?
No, like an imbecil...
I'll drink it, i can't fucking stand anymore.
We're [talking] something about chinese...
Shit, some kind of piss.
Yeah, that's sewerage.
What the hell that is, anyway?
Perhaps, we should make playing cards?
We'll draw them. Fuck, there's no paper.
I don't understand what is with you. Sit still.
Well, look, we can make squares on board with a nail...and from dirt we'll make checkers.
I think you're fucking out of your mind and not me, you're fucking crazy.
Look, i just though we can make black one from dirt, white one we can make from dirt, too,
and i will just shred cigarette paper in small pieces and put on the top of this dirt.
And then we will....so that we wouldn't be completely bored we will play
checker on some bets.
Well, i don't know, for example...???
Are you a faggot?
What?
Are you a faggot?
What faggot?
Are you gay?
Fuck no. Some guys thought i was gay,
they even beat the shit out of me once...
then, i think...father told me: the most important is not to be
miscalled a gay because if you're miscalled like that first time
you'll have such nickname from that time on. And that's worst of all.
And that guy who beat shit out of me...i shitted in his shoes.
That motherfucker put shoe on in the morning and his foot was all in shit.
But he immediately understood that it was me.
Aren't you gonna shit in my things while i sleep because i miscalled you a gay?
No, i wont. - Thanks then.
We're only two here. You'll undertand at once that it was me.
I will fucking undertand, and i will fucking hit you right away.
Anyway, when i shitted in his shoe, them bitches were all ???
they had do notice the shit, clean the shoe...
but i shitted and went to sleep at once...so...quietly but those
motherfuckers undressed me when they realized...and there were still pieces of shit on my ass
and shit from shoe stank the same as shit from my ass.
And they all wanted to make gay out of me
I woke up at once...i don't even know whot they found in me,
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