it. Stylish, Functional. But where do the nutties go? Give me a break We are in the building, Theodore. Dave. Ian. Hey. Big guy. Ahh. Hey, did you ever see the view from 80th floor ? - No. They never let me pass the lobby. - What? I can't... Hey back off man. This is Dave Seville. Mr. Seville, Can I offer you for some muffins, doughns, pastries? No. I hate to be a bother. Really it's no problem. We also have an omelette station. Omelette station.. huh? Can I get you some water? or a slim latte? How about a shot of wheatgrass juice? Maybe later. Thanks. Let's talk about your song, Dave. Well, it's crazy as it sounds, the original inspiration came to me. The song suck's, Dave. - What? - Your song, it's awful. I hate it. I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie. Not a chance. I need something new, I need something fresh. - That is new. - The next big thing. Dave, we go way back, alright... We both come along way since college. You, not so much. I wanted to like that song. But, you heard it. Not that good. If I wasn't your friend, I'd say.. Dave you go right back out of this office, and you keep writing music. You will get there someday.. But I am your friend, so I am gonna tell you that... there is no sense in writing songs. that no one is ever, ever going to sing. Ever? Excuse me. Can I get some of that water? We ran out. Hey!!! - Out of the way. Ouch. Slow down. - Move your butt Theodore. You step on my tail. - Ouch. - Hello. The last one to the door is road kill. - I'm in. - What are these shiny things? - Theodore, we are leaving now. - Oh. - Ok. This wasn't my best idea. - Look out. Maniac! Please. - Back to the tree - Back to the tree. - Keep it on. - Back to the dog. - Basket 3 o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock? - This way! - Guys, wait for me. Wait up. I still have baby back you know. Jump, Theodore! You got to really want it. - I want it. I want it. - I can't hang like this all day. - Will you jump already? - Ahh. Wooo, muffins. House. Is this a house? No, This is garbage can. Ahh.... Whoa... This must be where he stores his food for winter. Come on, baby. Come to papa. Hello, gorgeous. Wow! We hit the motherload. This is the greatest day of my life. Eureka! I found the cheesballs. Alvin. What are you doing? Don’t make a mess. Pinball. Quick. Hide. Go inside. Did I put these here? There you are. I got you. Oh... Hmm... He's been out for quiet a while. - Huh, Your guy is dead. - Don’t panic. Write everything down. I need 3 garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant some latex glove and oregano. Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. I must be hearing things. No, this is trippy. Sir, are you alright? Get back. Squirrels can't talk. - Hey... Wooo... Watch it, genius. We are Chipmunks, Chip-Munks. Chipmunks can't talk either. Well our lips are moving and words are coming out. This is not happening. I am not talking to Chipmunks. So ... how that working for you Dave? - How do you know my name? - I'll fill that one? We read your mail. By accident. You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever heard of credit rating? What this thing? Hey. - Stop that. turn that off. - Sorry. He fell out of a tree at birth. Can all animals talk? I believe fish have this type of sign language. Hey Dave, do all human has houses that smell like sweat socks? Dave like to wear, Dirty underwear. - With little haired ... - We are getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello, I’m Simon. The smart one. This Alvin -The astomous one. and I Theodore. Hello. Nice to meet you. Now get out from my house. But.. We talk. Huh, which only makes me want you out from my house that much more. It's creepy, unnatural, some what evil. I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. - Gotcha! - Hey! Don't do this, Dave. We can knaw right through this door. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Кобра на английском - текст Непосредственный мальчуган на английском - текст Как зелена была моя долина на английском - текст Отец Сергий на английском - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон. Собака Баскервилей. на английском |