panic.
Write everyhing down.
We need a garbage bag, a shovel,
some antiseptic, some gloves and a radio.
Hang on, Sherlock.
He's coming too.
I must be hearing things.
Oh... this is trippy.
Sir, are you alright?
Get back.
- Squirels can't talk.
- Woo... woo... oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
Watch it, genius... we're Chipmunks, Chip-Munks.
Chipmunks can't talk either.
Well... our lips are moving,
and words are coming out.
This is not happening, I'm not talking to Chipmunks.
I'm not talking to Chipmunks!
So... how's that working for you Dave?
- How do you know my name?
- Oh that one? We read your mail.
- By accident.
- You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.
You ever heard of credit rating?
What's this thing?
- Stop that, turn that off.
- Sorry.
He fell out of the tree at birth.
Can... can all animals talk?
I believe fish have this kind of sign language.
Hey Dave, do all humans have a house,
that smells like sweat socks?
Dave has to wear, dirty underwear.
- Get me a pair...
- We're getting of, on the wrong foot.
How about if we introduce ourself?
Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one.
- He is Alvin.
- The ultimate one.
and I'm Theodore.
So... nice to meet you, now get out of my house.
But... we talk.
Huh... which only makes me want you,
out of my house that much more.
It's creepy, unnatural, some what evil.
I kind of liked him better, when he was unconscious.
- Gotcha!
- Hey...
Don't do this, Dave...
we can knaw right through this door.
Hey...
Oh... are we disturbing you?
- You guys can sing too?
- That's not singing, this is singing.
This is amazing.
Here, come on inside
- There you go.
- Thank you.
Alright, here is the deal... you guys
sing my songs, and you get to sleep here.
No... wait!
Is breakfeast included?
- I can live with that.
- What about TV privilege... hmm?
- Ok, but not after 7.
- 8.
Done.
But don't tell your animal friends,
Because I don't wanna..
come home and find a bunch of
rabbits and skunks on my couch.
There're filthy creatures, Dave
we never associate with them.
Yeah, we're gonna be friends.
No, no, let's not get ahead of ourselves here...
lets just start with me, being your song writer.
And... hold on there...
have you ever written a song before?
Yeap.
and is that your music stuff, outside?
Yeap.
- Oh no.
- Hurry back.
So, fellows...
all we got do is...
find a right song... rehearse... no...
- Hi, Dave.
- Simon?
- I'm bad.
- This is my sheets music.
Alvin...
This is not a hula-hoop... it's a towel rack.
- Killjoy.
- Are you guys always like this?
We're kids, Dave.
Oh, where're your parents?
When you're a Chipmunk, your
parents will take care of you for a week...
and then... they'll take off.
Our parents are hippies, they left
early to join a commune.
Help! It's a crazy Robot.
Help me! He's trying to catch me.
- He's after me.
- Hey, hey, hey... be careful with that.
Sorry.
It's a collectable... I got it for
christmas last year.
Christmas!
We love Christmas.
Even thou, we never actualy celebrated it.
But we like too.
Yeah... you can never go wrong with Christmas.
Maybe we can celebrate it with you
Yeah... maybe
Look, I've had a long... and weird day.
So off to bed
Come on.
We start work tomorrow.
I want you guys bright eyed, and bushy tailed by 8.
My tail isn't bushy till 9.
Not my problem, now go to sleep
I hope Christmas comes fast.
Me too.
Loop... hoop...
Hula-hoop!
Here's trouble...
!Fire In The Hole!
What're you guys doing?
Nothing... what are you doing?
Stand back, Dave... it's gonna blow.
I've got it...
I've got it guys... come to papa.
Hey...
where did it go?
Simon, It landed right in front of you.
You didn't see it?
- How many fingers am I holding up?
- 4.
No. no, no no, 8... counting your thumbs?
- No wait...
- Hang on a second.
6... my answer is 6.
Try this... how's that?
Wow...
Someone trashed your house.
Well, it was clean, when I went to bed last night.
Well...