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clean out my office.
Sounds good.
SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late.
Sorry, Mr. Krabs,
I was out all night looking for Gary.
He got away. Well....
Guys. What's this about?
Obviously, Theodore's butt.
We told you we colored.
On my presentation boards?
You got me fired.
We didn't know.
-We're sorry, Dave.
-Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic.
Sorry doesn't get my job back, now,
does it, Theodore?
Why are my clothes all over the place?
We used them to mop up the water.
Good idea, right?
Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just--?
It's a raisin, Dave.
Prove it.
Okay, you got me.
I wanna talk to all you guys.
Where's Alvin?
-Alvin?
-You owe me bigtime.
Alvin.
Come on. Come on.
There's this new thing.
It's called knocking.
-Get out.
-I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
-Out.
-I'm taking a shower here.
You know,
if I made a list of my worst days ever...
...today would be at the top
of the list.
And it's still early.
Clam it, sudsy.
Okay. Guys, let me just put it
to you like this, okay?
I have no job, no career, my house
is always a mess. Thank you very much.
Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling.
And why did I just say my last name?
That was weird. I guess I'm just a little
nervous about coming over for dinner.
-Dinner.
-So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now.
I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye.
That's half an hour.
Who's Claire?
Claire is Dave's mate.
She is not my mate.
She's my ex-mate.
Okay. This is great.
Dave. Dave, relax.
You just go get the food.
We'll take care of the rest.
Why am I having a hard time
believing you?
That hurts, Dave. That really hurts.
-Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave.
-Like a family.
No. Not like a family.
Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move.
Right.
We also do offices
and recreational vehicles.
What's that smell?
It's your cologne.
What did you do?
Dump the entire bottle on the rug?
We call it scenting the area.
I gotta admit I'm surprised.
The place looks great.
Well, Dave, we chipmunks
are notoriously tidy.
Yeah, I see that.
-Those bread sticks smell great.
-Yeah.
So when's dinner?
Guys, I don't know
how to tell you this...
...but it's just gonna be Claire and me.
Hold the phone, Dave.
-We can't have--
-No.
-Even if we--
-No.
-We thought it--
-And no. Look, in the other room.
Jeez.
What a buzzkill, man.
-I never knew you could cook this well.
-It's all about slow roasting.
It takes longer.
But when it comes to flavor, why rush?
Well, I'm impressed.
-I've been seeing your photos.
-Yeah, it's going really great.
How about you, how's your job?
Great. Loving it.
How do you think it's going?
Terrible. They're not even sniffing
each other.
Alvin. Dave said that--
Dave needs a little help
from the love doctor.
And his assistant.
Get back here.
You know, this is nice.
Just two friends having dinner.
Hanging out.
No pressure. Nothing weird.
My stereo does that all the time.
It's like it has a mind of its own.
You were saying?
Oh, nothing. I was just a little nervous
about coming over here.
I wasn't sure if you thought
this was a date or something.
A date? No.
The wiring in my unit is shot.
You should get an electrician
to fix that.
I don't need anyone
to fix anything for me.
Okay.
Could you excuse me for a moment?
I'm gonna go check the fuse box.
Hey.
Look, I know what you guys
are up to. Alvin.
-Breath check.
-Where's Al--?
Dave, are you okay?
Everything's fine.
Why did you do that?
I was just trying to help, Dave.
You have garlic breath.
Well, stop helping.
You're ruining everything.
I think I got something in my eye.
Here. Let me see.
Yeah. It looks really irritated.
It's so red. What happened?
What was that?
Oh, I thought I saw a rat.
-A rat?
-Probably nothing.
Here, let's finish eating, huh?
Tomorrow, I'm gonna call
the exterminator.
-What?
-Claire.
Dave? Dave?
-Tell her she completes you.
-What are you doing?
-You got it,
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