Just what I need. Come again? You're-- What? [signal breaking up] Uh, request, uh, cadaver-- I can't hear you! No, no, no! I said "missing"! The body's missing! It's the second one tonight. Confirmed. That makes two tonight, right, Lieutenant? Ha, ha. That's very funny. [chuckles] And you want to shut up about it? [laughing] [frogs croaking] [snarling] [growling] [snarls, growls] [distant thunder] It's been so long. So very long. Wake up, old friend. It is our time. [thunder] [exhales] Long...time... ...Master. [howling] And you put the candle next to your bed like this. Your mom did this when you were a little girl? Uh-huh. It means "I love you." And as long as it's here, nothing bad can happen. Sean says when it lightnings, monsters come. Oh, he's just trying to scare you, honey. Will lightning hit the house? No. The candle keeps it away? That's right. Say goodnight to Scraps. Goodnight, Scraps. Good night, Emily. Mwah. Good night, sweetheart. Are you gonna yell at him? Honey... I love your father. What? I mean Sean, for scaring me. Of course you did. I'll talk to him about it, sweetheart. Sweet dreams. You're thinki'' about your job, isn't that right? I can see it in your eyes, Del. [Del] Yeah! I'm glad you can see it in my eyes, 'cause for a minute there I thought I had you fooled. Come on, this isn't-- No, come on! Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes! I'll think about stuff, and you can tell me when I'm thinking correctly! Keep your voice down. I don't want the children-- I had a lousy night, all right? Every night I have a lousy night. I'm sorry it's such a pain in the ass for you with my stupid little job! I am trying to explain-- Some guy steals a priceless Egyptian mummy... That happens every day. Skip that. Then I get a call from some nutcase who's shouting he's a werewolf! Huh? You like that? What do they do? They blow him away right there in the police station! Wait a minute! There is more to this! [shouting continues] ...marriage counseling! For what? [shouting continues] [thunder] [thunder] Wha? There's a monster in my closet. Damn, son, look! All of these monsters! Come on, all of you monsters, outta here! Everyone, out of this room! Come-- Ahh, ahh! You, on the bed. Come on. Out. Out. Take a hike. There he goes. [sighs] You see any more monsters? In the closet? Sure. We can go into the closet. We can do that. Okay, monsters! Whoo! Look at that big, scary monster! Ooh! Listen. You are not gonna sleep with your mother and me tonight, so you can forget it. And keep this up, and you're not gonna look at those monster magazines. Understand? [closet door opens] Uhh? Okay. We're all here. What's the deal? Yeah. What the hell's Monster Squad? It's us. We're the Monster Squad. Since when? Since now! What's a "squad"? It's like Miami Vice, I think. Look. I think there's monsters. Like, real ones. I heard my dad talking on the telephone to a guy down at the police station. There was a guy screaming he was a werewolf. And they shot him. And the body disappeared from the coroner van. And the coroner guy was dead. So what? He got shot, and the werewolf took his body? No, you pinhead! He was a werewolf! Maybe. But if they shot him... They must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look, I know this will sound pretty stupid, but a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight. Mummy came in my house. And, guys... Dracula might be here, too. Aw, man, Fat Kid farted! Oh, God. Did not. Can't you hold it? God! God damn it, would you shut up? Did you hear a word I said? The guys are dead! Get a clue! Something's out there, and it's killin' people! And if it's monsters, nobody's gonna do a thing about it but us. So, what do we do? Think this book might be ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Друг на английском - текст На безымянной высоте на английском - текст Кандагар на английском - текст Неуловимые мстители на английском - текст Девушка и борода на английском |