t want to. I like living at home. - No, you don't. - Am I a garden snail? An involuntary muscle in a janitor suit? I know what I want to do. What could you possibly like... about living at home at your age? The meals are great. I mean, there's cable. The accommodations are excellent, five-star. What do you care if I'm living at home or not? Hey, I didn't come here to irritate you. Well, you're beginning to. Great. That's really great. I gotta stop saying those kinds of things. Those freakin' kids! I knew I couldn't trust 'em. Town liar. That's a nice rep. I bet it was Gregory, that little weasel. Top secret, and they still shoot off their mouths! If I'd really been a French spy, those little tots would've gotten me killed! Piano wire wrapped around my neck. My testicles shoved down my throat. A piece of dynamite stuck up my ass! She's so beautiful. And I'm the town liar. # Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la # # Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la # # Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la # # Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la # # Shiny boat through the open doorway # # Fell in love on a summer day # # You're only young once but that's all right # # Because it's just so good to be alive # # Take away your troubles Take them out the door # # Ohh, nothing on my mind except my new love # # Nothing on my mind except my new love # # Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la # # Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la ## Jim, there's no reason to lie right now. There's no one to impress. I'm not impressed by a man telling me he likes living at home. Excuse me, I'm not lying, and I'm not trying to impress you. So if you'll excuse me, I have to clean dead flies out of the lighting fixtures. Okay, my error. I apologize. It's just that I can't imagine a man... giving up his independence, his right to mate, to have a family, to build a life for himself, for good cooking. Hold on. I have not given up my right to mate. I have the right to mate... anytime I feel like mating. You go out with someone. You bring her home. You introduce her to... Mom, Dad, Sis, Billy, Wolfie the dog. Cocktails in the rumpus room, and then do it on the bunk bed? Let's analyze that remark. I don't have a dog, my brother's not named Billy, and I don't even have a rumpus room. You know what I mean. Yeah, I know what you mean. Spit on me, make me feel lousy. Jim? You said something that wasn't true. No. No, I said that I can have sex when I want to, and I do. However, I was looking forward... to a nice, quiet evening of janitoring. I don't think you see what I'm getting at. I see what you're getting at. I'm a lying monk with an Oedipus complex and an appetite for home cooking. Don't forget, you're the indecisive shoplifter. Yes! Exactly. I would do anything to be in your shoes. These are Darnell's shoes. You have freedom, and you're not using it. It makes me sad. You have the wealth of the entire town, and you're trying to get arrested. - That makes me sad. - That makes me sad, too. - That's pretty stupid. - It's very stupid. Are you serious? I mean, you haven't been drinking? This isn't the bottle talking? No. Then why don't you just talk to the guy? For the same reason that you can't leave home, I can't tell my father to go to hell. Why not? Because I don't want to be alone. Mr. McClellan? You ever have any family problems, you and your daughter? What the hell do you think this is? You got a point. Would you go with me somewhere? - Where? - Florida? Wyoming? Spain? It doesn't really matter, just away somewhere. I'd love to. I just can't afford to be... capricious and carefree like yourself. I've gotta set my sights on something, and really go for it. - Night janitor? - It's a beginning. - I-I'm lookin' at... - It's an end. Maybe if you had a destination in mind, that would make all the difference in the worid. - Why? - Well, uh, I'm just not built to ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Московская элегия на английском - текст Отец Сергий на английском - текст 12 разгневанных мужчин на английском - текст Тайна железной двери на английском - текст Великая война демонов на английском |