How's it gonna look if my dad drives me? A little treat for getting the job. It was only fifty bucks. - Right on time, Henry. - Yes, sir. Henry, the sign... very wrong. Ciao! Hey, Jim, where you going? Hello, boys. Going to Paris on an F-14. Got a peace meeting with the vice president of Bulgaria. Business, you know? Then I'm going to Venice, for a spaghetti dinner with the princess of Austria. A beautiful lady... really big bones. Remember to brush your teeth, Melvin! You, too, Sidney! Adiуs! Jim is so cool! Bobby. Got a loose tile here. In the morning... take care of it. I don't need a lawsuit, okay? I've got enough to worry about. Who's he? Attention, shoppers. The store will be closing in five minutes. Bring all your purchases to the front. - Are you a slacker? - No, uh, Presbyterian. What did you say? What did you say? I'm askin' you a simple question. - Are you lazy? - No, sir. The last guy that wore that uniform was a lazy slacker, and I fired his butt. Uh, about the uniform, will I be getting my own? You work out, which I doubt, you can have a new name patch. Would I be able to have it laundered? It smells a little like Darnell. I don't think you know who you're messin' with. After you clean the ladies' and mens' crappers... and you'd better be able to eat off those bowls... you clean my coffee maker, then wax my desk. Uh, clean what? - Clean my coffee maker and wax my desk! - I got it! Sweep the aisles, startin' with health and beauty. Work your way over to juniors and misses. Ups and downs, leaving your debris in the cross aisles. So, I start with health and beauty... I just said to start with health and beauty! Then you do your cross aisles. That'll bring your dust bin into play. Take the debris. Load it into the dustbin. Take the dustbin out to the loading dock... and empty it into the receptacle. - Got that? Easy as pie. - Yeah. I was employed briefly at Del Taco, and... I don't care about your Del Taco experience. We've got this problem in this store with grazers. - You know what a grazer is? - Is that a farm term? It's a customer or employee that eats off the shelves, similar to a cow grazing in a field of grass. Only this isn't a field of grass, and you're not a cow. There's no eatin'. You're not being paid to eat, so don't! - Any questions? - Not right off hand. - Think you can handle it? - I'll give it the old college try. Don't touch me! Well, despite our age difference, I think I'll enjoy working with you. Let's get something straight. You ain't workin' with me. You're working for me. - Still, it'll be fun being around you. - I ain't gonna be near you. I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties out of Colleen Jackson. - You're not going to be here? - Hell, no. I'm gonna be here by myself? That's right. And you'd better stay out of the ladies' undergoods. Wait a minute! Nobody told me I'd be here alone. - What are you doing? - Saving money. Wait! Are you turning off the lights? In 25 seconds, you got light in every third aisle. When the sun comes up, turn off all the lights. I don't understand. Hold on! I don't understand. Hold on! I'm locking you in. When I come back at 7:00 to open up, I'll let you out. - You're locking me in? - What do you take me for, a fool? Nobody gets keys on their first night. Nobody! Get to work! - What if there's a fire? - The fire department will come. - I could perish! - Ha-ha-ha. Boo! You can't do this. I'm locked in, alone, in the dark. That was not a part of my employment agreement. # You got to wash with the crocodile in the river # # You got to swim with the sharks in the sea # # You got to live with the crooked politician # # Trust those things that you can never see # # Ay yeah, yeah Ay yeah, yeah # # Ay yeah, yeah Ay yeah, yeah # Agh! # It's a cruel, crazy beautiful worid # # Every day you wake up I hope it ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ирония судьбы, или С лёгким паром! на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 7 на английском - текст Идиот на английском - текст Золотой мальчик на английском - текст Звёздный путь 5: Последняя граница на английском |