out of school and you live in this house, you pay rent. # I wanna stay home # # I wanna stay home right here # # I wanna stay home today # Jim! Yo, Jim! Jim, wake up! Hey, get up! Get u-u-up! # When my day begins ## You know, getting this job, restoring your faith and pride in me is a number-1 priority. Priority ought to be making something of yourself. That's right up there. When I was your age, I couldn't wait to get out of my folks' house. I love living at home. I don't think this is such a great place for me to work. Okay, say I don't get this job, hypothetically. Are you gonna be upset? You don't get this job, you're on a bus to St. Louis. St. Louis? Uncle Jeff's offered you work in his garden shop. I don't know anything about gardening. You will learn! I'm getting a feeling that you want me out of your life. I don't want you out of my life, I want you out of my house. - Wow. - Out! Okay, okay, okay. - Sure I can't offer you a bear claw? - No, thanks. - They're good, fresh. - No, I'm fine. You don't want one, and I don't need one. - Right! - I love the darn things, though. I could eat those by the dozen. By the looks of it, I have. Right. I'm so excited that you're considering... joining the Target team. We all are. I appreciate that. Good. Then let's cut right to the chase. We're prepared to offer you $42,500 a year... with a full benefit package. That's dental, medical, profit sharing, pensiуn, expense account, car allowance, vacation, of course, and any and all relocating expenses. This is our first, best, and last offer. What do you think? Well... um, C. D... with all due respect, I came in here... with the number forty-five in mind, and... Hmph. You've got me. Forty-five it is. - Welcome aboard. - Thank you. - I'd like to buy you lunch. - No, no, no. Your money's no good here. Lunch is mine. - I'm not going to argue. - Better not. I'm bigger than you. Hang on a second. I told her to hold my calls. Yeah, Peg. Uh-huh. No, it's okay. - He's right here with me now. - Hi, Peg. We just closed the deal. Uh-huh. It was a slam-dunk, too. I got him for forty-five. No, he's right here. What do you mean he missed the plane? Then who the hell am I talking to? Ohhh! I'll, uh... I'll get back to you. I know a great, little Italian place... that has the best pasta primatonis in the wor... Excuse me a minute, will you please? - Lovely wife you have there. - Dodge, James? Mm-hmm. James, I'm afraid we have a little misunderstanding. You see, I thought you came in for the, uh... operations manager's job. I have you down here as night cleanup boy. Well, I'm a little overpaid... for night cleanup boy, wouldn't you say? The truth is, James, I can offer you $4.44 per hour. Uh, four, four... $4.44... - $4.44. - What about the benefits? Two fifteen-minute breaks and a half hour for lunch. And the title is, uh, night... cleanup boy. Yes. I'll take it. Oh, and, uh... Iose the curl. - Welcome to the Target team. - Thank you. So the parrot says, "Of course I can talk." Can you fly? I don't want any damn Japanese automobile plant in this town. It... it means jobs. I don't need a job. Your governor's tryin' to use my town as a political chip. I resent that. There could be some specific benefits for you personally. Josie! - Yeah? - Come here. Meet these gentlemen from the governor's office. Come on in here, honey. Honey, I want you to meet Bill, uh... Uh, Bob. Bob Bosenbeck. Bob. Dave. My pleasure, Dave. Right. Dave Hockner. I don't want to interrupt. Very nice to meet both of you. Bye. Bye. Josie? Josie! You pull another stunt like you did today, I'll beat the livin' daylights outta you! All right, out! Out of the vehicle, ma'am. Get out of here! Get out of the car! Right on time! Everything's going as planned. You ordered a limousine? Of course. My first day of work. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Миссия невыполнима на английском - текст Приключения Эвоков на английском - текст Филин и кошечка на английском - текст Долговая яма на английском - текст Собачья дверца на английском |