Because we're holding
a Young Vasilisa Symposium.
- On the topic of wisdom exchange.
- What?
- Wisdom.
- I wish I could, you know, learn a few
wisdoms myself. Exchange or whatever.
- What do you think, girls?
Should we teach him?
- We'll teach him!
"Palace"
"(standard)"
"Pool"
"Tea Cloth"
"Self-serving"
Here's a lesson to be heeded:
let us calculate firsthand
how much cinderblock is needed
so the house is built as planned.
Let us quickly calculate
How the water pipes relate
Where from, and where it's flowing
Mathematics will dictate.
- I don't wanna!
I don't wanna!
First they teach me at school,
and now they teach me here, too!
- Hmm...
- You, my friend, need to get to the
Never-Ever Tsardom.
- Whatever for?
- Ah, but there you'll find
"two from the chest, at your behest."
Anything you tell them to do,
they'll do it for you.
- Anything at all?
- Anything.
- Wow, how do I get there?
- Go straight, and so you
don't get lost, follow this.
- Well, bye!
- Bon voyage!
"The Never-Ever Tsardom"
- Hey!
Two from the chest,
at my behest!
- Present!
- Hi!
Okay... is that true...
You'll do anything for me?
- Yeah!
- Yeah? Okay, then get me...
First of all, cookies!
Second of... hey.
Oh, are you going to bend
the fingers for me, too?
- Yeah.
- Very well.
- Second of all, candies!
And third... well, go on, bend.
And third of all, ice-cream!
And hurry, quick!
- Right away!
- Hey, hey! Hello! Stop!
What, are you going to
eat it for me, too?
- No, thanks. Get back into the chest.
- Pastries, hot pastries!
Meat-pies, turnovers, mincemeat tarts!
- A stove!
- Hello there!
- Listen, stove... can you
get me something to eat?
- Of course, dear!
Only... first you'll need
to chop some wood...
...get the fire going...
then knead some dough.
- All right, no problem!
Hey, you!
Two from the chest!
There you are.
This needs chopping and kneading.
- Right away!
- Not again!
The other way around!
- Got it!
- Are you doing this on purpose?
You want me to go around hungry?
- Get back into the chest, right now!
- These two have no clue.
I better do it myself.
One more time...
Why is it not chopping?
Whatever, this will do.
- Right, I'll knead this up, then...
Is this dough?
Why is it all sticky?
Oh, whatever.
This will do, I'm sure.
- There's your pastry.
- Yuck, what's this?
It's all black!
- Well, go on, then!
You baked it, you eat it!
- What, this is pastry?
No, thank you, I really...
don't feel like one right now.
- What's with you?
Are you laughing at me?
Think I can't do anything?
Just like you?
- Hah! Not at all! I just don't
have any tools, that's all.
- Well, that's easy.
- What's this?
Tools?
Okay!
Very well.
Whatever I want,
I can do it myself!
A trough, or a wash-tub.
I forgot this was over here.
Ah, if I could manage this...
...she'd be totally amazed!
- My goodness!
Don't tell me the Goldfish took pity.
- No, grandma, I did it all by myself!
- Atta boy!
Now you know what?
- What?
- Want to build me a house?
- A house?
I don't know how yet.
Let's see what it says
about building houses.
"Do It Yourself"
"That's all!"
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