bastard!
What the hell
do we do now?
[ Breathing Heavily ]
Go this way, here.
- Come here! Come here! Hey!
- [ Flames Roaring ]
Come here,you little freak!
You maniac, what are you--
[ Flames Roaring ]
[ Yelping ]
What are you--
Right there.
Go! Go!
[ Putnam ]
Get that kid! Come here!
Come on!
Come here!
- [ Roaring ]
- [ Screaming ]
Gotcha!
- Come here! Get off me!
- Come on! Come on!
What are you--
Get off!.
Ah! Ah!
You all right?
Please, sit down and have fun!Just--
Just sit down and have fun, damn it!
Are you okay? Face all right?
Yeah? You sure?
Yeah.
[ Roaring Continues ]
[ Corey ]
Come on. Come on!
Okay. Down here. Down here.
[ Machinery Whirring ]
[ Hydraulics Hissing ]
[ Haley ]
Hurry,Jimmy. Hurry!
Follow me,Jimmy.
[ Yelps ]
Wrong way! This way!
Over there, through the window.
Come on.
Come on,Jimmy.
Come on.
Where are we?
What is this? What is this?
The contest is about to start.
[ Crowd Cheering In Distance ]
Wait a minute. Haley, look down!
- [ Cheering Continues ]
- Where is he? Where's the little guy?
Where's the third?
It's time to go.
Woods. Woods--
[ Woman On P.A.] Warning.
Where is he?
I don't know.
There's your cue.
The option to override
emergency destruct...
has now expired.
Video Armageddon will begin
in T-minus two minutes and counting.
Our fэrst contestant,
Mr. Lucas Barton from Nevada.
[ Crowd Chanting ]
Lucas! Lucas!
[ Boy ] Kick butt, Lucas!
[ Girl ]
I love you, Lucas!
[ Chanting Continues ]
- [ Woman On P.A.]
Ninety seconds.
- Hey! Hey, Lucas! Lucas, tell 'em to wait!
Tell 'em we're here! Lucas!
[ Haley ]
Lucas!
[ Clattering ]
He's coming!
Go! Run! Run!
[ Growls ]
[ Yelps ]
And our second contestant,
from the state of California,
the gorgeous Mora Grissom.
[ Crowd Cheers ]
[ Woman On P.A.]
Sixty seconds.
[ Corey Screams ]
No!
Come on! Right here.
Come on,Jimmy!
Go, go!
Turn him over, you little snots!
He's mine.
No.
[ Woman On P.A.]
Fifty seconds.
Ha! Stay back!
I'm a desperate man.
I could do anything.
Very cute.
I'm gonna get ya.
What the hell is that? Hey! Hey!
[ Corey Laughs ]
Bye!
Come here!
[ Haley ]
All right, Corey!
God, I hate this job!
[ Grunts ]
[ Woman On P.A.]
Forty seconds.
And our third contestant,
from the great state of Utah--
[ Woman On P.A.]
Thirty seconds.
Gimme, gimme, gimme,
Jimmy Woods!
[ Woman On P.A.]
Nineteen, 1 8, 1 7,
1 6, 1 5,
1 4, 1 3, 1 2--
Jimmy--
Jimmy,Jimmy,Jimmy--
Woods!
1 1, 1 0 seconds,
nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two-
I give you Video Armageddon!
one--ignition.
[ Alarm Beeping ]
[ Beeping Continues ]
He-e-ey, he-hey!
Ha-ha!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have three contestants:
one, two, three!
[ Crowd Cheers ]
So I give you...
Super Mario Brothers 3!
[ Announcer ]
To your stations!
You have 1 0 minutes,
and the player with the most points wins!
Go!
[ Announcer ]
We enter world one.
[ Woman On P.A.]
Lucas Barton, 1,300.
Jimmy Woods, 1,300.
Mora Grissom, 400.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Let's hear it from the rest of you!
You've got me!
Oh, no. Look at this!
[ Both ]
Come on!
You can do it! You can do it!
Come on!
Corey! Corey!Jimmy,Jimmy!
Yeah!
He's a fэnalist!
Uh-huh.
Why didn't you tell me?
He's a fэnalist!
[ Bateman ] What?
My son's a fэnalist.
Jimmy! Watch the mushrooms!
[ Woman On P.A.]
Lucas Barton, 1 6,900.
Jimmy Woods, 1 7,200.
Miss Mora Grissom, 1 4,900.
Lucas, second.Jimmy leads!
He's doing it! Faster!
Yahoo!
He's a changed man,
this guy.
No kidding.
[ Nick ]
Come on, shorty.
I love ya!
[ Corey ]
All right. Now stomp on 'em. Get 'em!
Okay, now fэnd a warp,Jimmy.
Find a warp! If he fэnds a warp,
he can jump through it.
Get it,Jimmy. Go! Go! Go!
[ Woman On P.A.]
Lucas Barton, 2 4, 1 50.
Jimmy Woods, 26,340.
Well, we got him cold now.
I flushed him out.
Course, we still have a deal, Mrs. Bateman.
Shut up!
Oh, sure.
Oh, no. No!
The Turtle hit him